Thank god your a man

[alex]

I stumbled upon these Israeli beer ads, I certainly had a chuckle

Amusing Goldstar beer adverts at Trance.nu forums

scroll down a bit.

[Mego Magyar]

This reminds me of a t-shirt I saw once. It went something like this:

Remember that being a man is better then being an egg, because an egg:
1 - You only get laid once
2 - You only get eaten once
3 - It takes 5 minutes to get hard
4 - It takes 2 minutes to get soft
5 - You share a room with 11 other guys
6 - The only chick to sit on your face was your mother

[darklord1967]

An amusing post, to be sure. But, I'm sorry... as a high school teacher, I simply CANNOT resist:

Your title should read "Thank God YOU'RE a man". My students make that mistake constantly, and it drives me nuts.

Carry on...

[Mikey]

An amusing post, to be sure. But, I'm sorry... as a high school teacher, I simply CANNOT resist:

Your title should read "Thank God YOU'RE a man". My students make that mistake constantly, and it drives me nuts.

Carry on...

Considering English is not Alex's first language I think you should allow him a little leeway.

The man speaks better English than some of us

[alex]

Ok a little history Guys, Im ashamed to say english is my first language LOL, sorry for the grammer . I was actually born in England, lived there for 26 years, and have been in Poland for 14. Cheers Mikey for your back..

[Mikey]

Ok a little history Guys, Im ashamed to say english is my first language LOL, sorry for the grammer . I was actually born in England, lived there for 26 years, and have been in Poland for 14. Cheers Mikey for your back..

No wonder you speak better than us

[jessica]

uh...grammar. LOL!

[Hector]

No wonder you speak better than us

Speak for yourself...lol.

[alex]

Ok Guys its 7.30 in the morning here, saturday, yeah!!!!, and nursing a massive hangover, and sipping a cold beer, Cheers all !!!

[alex]

But saying that, Ive been here 14 years, and I simply dont use my english frequently, its quite worrying. I dont speak english at home, only write on forums like this, and have one english friend here, but I still think in english.

[Gorn Captain]

Sometimes, this forum is the best way to practice my English, and at times it's the worst. I once tried to negotiate a deal with a member and for the life of me, I just couldn't understand his PMs. Every time he PMd me, it seemed as if he had just come from the dentist after a particularly heavy sedation...

[Adam West]

But saying that, Ive been here 14 years, and I simply dont use my english frequently, its quite worrying. I dont speak english at home, only write on forums like this, and have one english friend here, but I still think in english.

I also think in English...JK..that is really good that your brain thinks in a language that isn't your first language. I am semi-fluent in French, Portuguese, and Spanish, and German but my brain always translates the language to English and back to whatever language. I guess that is a good reason why no one understands me when I visit Europe. I was once told in Germany that I speak great English in Munich true story. I couldn't believe that someone from USA thought I was German.