Collecting stuff that is broken, beat up and dirty. I'm not talking about stuff you can clean, fix and restore. Fixing stuff and making it like new again is awesome.
I'm talking about stuff like:
Rotting old shipping boxes.
I see guys collecting those old brown shipping boxes. I don't get it. Especially when they are really beat up and dirty. Dude, it's a torn up moldy water stained stinking old chunk of card board. It's gross. Throw it away already.
Beat up ruptured Stretch Armstrongs.
Back in the day they were wicked cool. Great looking and fun to play with. 30 years later they are dirty decomposing bits of crusty latex matted with globs of dried up corn syrup. He's dead Jim. Give the poor guy a decent burial.
And I've got to wonder, don't, like, the wives and girlfriends get really ticked off? "Hey, honey, check out this dirty styrofoam tray with some dried up chunks imbedded in it that used to be Stretch Armstrong. It only cost me 750 bucks! Pretty sweet, huh?"
I'm guessing they are probably not as impressed.
PS: I'm only teasing. So, please don't get mad. This is meant in fun and really more about the odd random thoughts that go through my head than actually criticising anyone's collecting habits. I collect some odd stuff too. But at least they're clean.
I'm talking about stuff like:
Rotting old shipping boxes.
I see guys collecting those old brown shipping boxes. I don't get it. Especially when they are really beat up and dirty. Dude, it's a torn up moldy water stained stinking old chunk of card board. It's gross. Throw it away already.
Beat up ruptured Stretch Armstrongs.
Back in the day they were wicked cool. Great looking and fun to play with. 30 years later they are dirty decomposing bits of crusty latex matted with globs of dried up corn syrup. He's dead Jim. Give the poor guy a decent burial.
And I've got to wonder, don't, like, the wives and girlfriends get really ticked off? "Hey, honey, check out this dirty styrofoam tray with some dried up chunks imbedded in it that used to be Stretch Armstrong. It only cost me 750 bucks! Pretty sweet, huh?"
I'm guessing they are probably not as impressed.
PS: I'm only teasing. So, please don't get mad. This is meant in fun and really more about the odd random thoughts that go through my head than actually criticising anyone's collecting habits. I collect some odd stuff too. But at least they're clean.

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