Woman wakes up from surgery with a Transylvanian accent...

[kingdom warrior]

now that jou heard my accent Why don't jou get a job? Work with lepers. Blind kids. Anything's gotta be better than lying around all day waiting for me to **** you.

[jwyblejr]

Could have been worse. Could have woke up sounding like Fran Dresher.

[JediJaida]

Or worst, Counsellor Troi.

[Bruce Banner]

I remember they did a feature on this phenomenon in the Fortean Times.
Happens all over the world, apparently!

[Duncan]

I wanna wake up 1 mornin wit a Pimp accent sheeet jive turkey suckers wut it b like.....

Did you just call me a JT? Did he just call me a JT? I can't believe it.