Man dressed as cow steals 26 gallons of milk...

[MIB41]

You see? This is what a downtrodden economy does to people. Just kidding... But you can't make it up this good. And the picture is priceless. What a proud moment he must of had in prison. "What'cha in for?" Sheepishly the boy says, "Stealing milk as a cow..." Hmmmmm. "Hey fellas! We've got ourselves a new prison momma. Come here boy."

http://www.nbcwashington.com/news/we...807919.html?dr

[palitoy]

it sounds like a strange statement against Wal-Mart or a prank of some sort.

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Oh haha that's hilarious.

[Type3Toys]

Oh haha that's hilarious.

Dont you mean "utterly hilarious"?

[torgospizza]

Dont you mean "udderly hilarious"?

Fixed it for you!
My first guess was frat hazing, but there's five high schools and no colleges listed in Stafford's Wikipedia page.

[RG]

Robin Hood ... rob from the rich give to the poor

[UnderdogDJLSW]

Maybe it was a guy who was fired from Chic-fil-a?