U.S. now has Death Ray Technology!

[johnmiic]

It's a laser by todays standards but it still fits the criteria of an old fashioned `50's Death Ray. I better not hear of any more Grey Aliens doing anal probes anymore.


U.S. Navy's New Laser Could Put Pressure On Pirates (VIDEO)

[livnxxxl]

I seen that they have been developing this for quite some time now. I knew it was just a matter of time before they actually possessed the technology.

Not sure if it is a good or a bad thing. Only time will tell like everything else.

[MIB41]

Our enemies will likely get it and use it on us first...

[jimsmegos]

I say GREAT! Now let's use the thing and stop all these never ending "conflicts" we're involved in. Warn 'em first then zap... sorta like this;

Phone convesration

Prez Obama: So Moammar, need you to settle down.

Moammar: Bite Me

Prez Obama: Hate to hear that. (reaches over pushes button)

Moammar: Aaaahhhhh! My desk is on fire!

Prez Obama: Uh huh. Next it's your crotch. You feel me?

Moammar: I feel ya. No more super bad guy stuff from us I promise.

Prez Obama: Good. Now go flood the oil market. We need inexpensive plastic for new 8 inch Mego style action figures. Oh, yeah and lower priced gasoline too.

[huedell]

Our enemies will likely get it and use it on us first...

Like all the other better weapons our enemies have and have used on us?

Good luck.

[noelani72]

...millions of oysters suddenly cried out in terror...then suddenly they were suddenly silenced.

[jimsmegos]

...millions of oysters suddenly cried out in terror...then suddenly they were suddenly silenced.

[johnmiic]

Jim, I like the way you think.

I say GREAT! Now let's use the thing and stop all these never ending "conflicts" we're involved in. Warn 'em first then zap... sorta like this;

Phone convesration

Prez Obama: So Moammar, need you to settle down.

Moammar: Bite Me

Prez Obama: Hate to hear that. (reaches over pushes button)

Moammar: Aaaahhhhh! My desk is on fire!

Prez Obama: Uh huh. Next it's your crotch. You feel me?

Moammar: I feel ya. No more super bad guy stuff from us I promise.

Prez Obama: Good. Now go flood the oil market. We need inexpensive plastic for new 8 inch Mego style action figures. Oh, yeah and lower priced gasoline too.

[Mikey]

"That thing's operational !!!!!!!"

[kingdom warrior]

I say GREAT! Now let's use the thing and stop all these never ending "conflicts" we're involved in. Warn 'em first then zap... sorta like this;

Phone convesration

Prez Obama: So Moammar, need you to settle down.

Moammar: Bite Me

Prez Obama: Hate to hear that. (reaches over pushes button)

Moammar: Aaaahhhhh! My desk is on fire!

Prez Obama: Uh huh. Next it's your crotch. You feel me?

Moammar: I feel ya. No more super bad guy stuff from us I promise.

Prez Obama: Good. Now go flood the oil market. We need inexpensive plastic for new 8 inch Mego style action figures. Oh, yeah and lower priced gasoline too.

WOW what comic book or sci fi show is this from???.......

[The Bat]

Excellent! Now I can have Sharks with Frickin' Lasers on the Heads!