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  • Gorn Captain
    Invincible Ironing Man
    • Feb 28, 2008
    • 10549

    Ran into a hardened criminal today!

    As I'm walking my dogs, a guy comes up to me, his hands in his jacket pockets.
    He says: "Hey. I've just been released from prison."

    My throat goes dry, but I just nod.

    He continues: "You know what I really missed in jail?"

    My mind races: "Whatever you do, don't bend over!"

    He continues: "What I missed most of all, is petting a dog. Do you mind?"

    I say: "Sure, they're friendly."

    He gives my big dog a big hug, says "Thank you very much", and walks on.

    I slowly relaxed, unclenched my buttocks, and walked on.

    My dog was very happy to have met a new friend....
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    "When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."
  • AJ Collector
    The Biggest Little Man!
    • Aug 24, 2008
    • 2148

    #2
    I bet your butt was pretty happy as well!

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    • Wise4671
      Banned
      • Aug 11, 2007
      • 1389

      #3
      Check the dogs collar he may have put a tracking device under it Criminals are high tech now a days. Hurry and look!!!!!! Your butt may still not be safe!!!!! LOL

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      • toys2cool
        Ultimate Mego Warrior
        • Nov 27, 2006
        • 28605

        #4
        lol
        "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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        • Mikey
          Verbose Member
          • Aug 9, 2001
          • 47258

          #5
          Wonder if he gets women that way too ?

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          • Wise4671
            Banned
            • Aug 11, 2007
            • 1389

            #6
            Originally posted by Mikey01
            Wonder if he gets women that way too ?
            LMAO

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            • Brad
              Batman Fanatic
              • Aug 20, 2010
              • 1230

              #7
              Originally posted by Gorn Captain
              My mind races: "Whatever you do, don't bend over!"
              "Never take a person's dignity: it is worth everything to them, and nothing to you." - Frank Barron

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              • Meule
                Verbose Member
                • Nov 14, 2004
                • 28720

                #8
                Originally posted by AJ Collector
                I bet your butt was pretty happy as well!
                "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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