Laws on flatulence

[Gorn Captain]

In an African country, they're passing a law this week to stop "extreme forms of flatulence".
I just want to know how they'll check, and what the police force will be called. The Fart Squad?

PS: I'm not making this up....

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Haha that's pretty funny!

[Mikey]

If it's north Africa i'm not surprised because of many of their stupid laws

They'll legally stone you for just about anything

[MIB41]

Are White Castle hamburgers banned there? I wonder how you plead your case? Do you stand before the courtroom talking with your butt cheeks like the Pet Detective? "I am not an animal...I am an innocent orifice."

[Gorn Captain]

Imagine a prison where everybody's a Flatulence Offender...

And in court, they may have to re-enact the crime....

[MIB41]

I hope nobody smokes... "Don't light that match!"

[jasonmego1277]

Rik..... OMG one of the funniest threads I have seen in a long time. WTH ? are they gonna do t control that . LOL. Oh I gotta fart , but the poop troop is near-bye

[Gorn Captain]

I just read this in a international newspaper.
Truth is stranger than fiction....

[Earth 2 Chris]

My dog would be public enemy #1 over there.

Chris

[garagesale]

I knew a guy in the army who got an Article 15 for farting in formation during a change-of-command ceremony.

JamesD

[TrueDave]

Imagine a prison where everybody's a Flatulence Offender...

And in court, they may have to re-enact the crime....

NO Gorn I Don't want to "imagine".


I think EXTREME flatulence is it's own punishment. Poopy drawers.

Next decade will they outlaw ULTIMATE Flatulence?

How do they detect it? By smell or sound?

[AAAAA]

I'm a dead man!

[CowofZot]

What do you call a fart with a lump in it? A Surprise!

[jwyblejr]

I guess no one there will be eating baked beans.

[SUP-Ronin]

I'm sure Africa has much bigger fish to fry, why do people spend time and money on stupid crap like this?