1st Birds die in AR, Now biggest bird killer dead? Coincidence?

[jimsmegos]

Sorry i can't help myself here...

So once again my home state of Arkansas has gained national media attention by way of something strange and or stupid. So now it's time to conitue making fun of the whole damn thing.

So on New Years Eve, 5,00 birds dropped dead... no one knows why the oficial story is really weak...
Early tests show Ark. blackbirds died of trauma - KATV Channel 7 - The Spirit of Arkansas:

Then today Don Tyson of Tyson Chicken fame dies...

Don Tyson Dies - KATV Channel 7 - The Spirit of Arkansas:

Could it be that in "fact" the red winged blackbirds got hold of the device that killed all their brethren and turned it on the biggest killer of birds in the history of the planet? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?!?!

[Mr.Krusher]

Sounds feasable to me, sure...I mean, after all, Tyson surely must be the 'Hitler' of the avion kingdom. (Remember, this is the company that has been fined repeatedly for practices such as soaking rancid chickens in BLEACH to dull the smell and make them supermarket-friendly...yet, Tyson chicken is still the number one seller in America...hmmmm...go figure, eh? I guess if ONE sheep jumps off the cliff...)