New Wife , new toy rules. :-(

[TrueDave]

No talking Helmets, nerf swords, cap pistols, electronic guns.
No fake blood, no horror make up or halloween suit surprises.

Why ?

Because of this :
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxggi47Cq68

[ScottA]

Okay, that was just stupid.

[PNGwynne]

I'm lucky--no wife=no toy rules.

And my partner likes Megos, too.

[SeattleEd]

Nice! She looks like the type that would laugh after the fact. She was smiling.

[BlackKnight]

Toys Before Hos !!!

[TrueDave]

I'm lucky--no wife=no toy rules.

And my partner likes Megos, too.

Thats because Megos dont shoot you in the face with Nerf missles. Or give you a headache because youre using your Phaser as a flashlight to find the bathroom.

Though that Micronaut Black baron guys belly button missle might shoot an eye out.

" Honey if YOU buy the Iron Man 2 helmet this Nerf Battle axe to the head wont bug you so much! Its a Win-Win "

man its just like MOM all over.



Today while making conversation at lunch I causually mentioned her tuna salad looked just like cat puke . . and get this. She stopped eating.

Shes weird.

[wilbs518]

Toys Before Hos !!!

[Werewolf]

Today while making conversation at lunch I causually mentioned her tuna salad looked just like cat puke . . and get this. She stopped eating.

Shes weird.

And..you didn't think that would be, oh I don't know, rude? Seriously?

But If this is a joke thread and I'm just not getting it, nevermind.

[Hector]

He's lucky she didn't have a gun and blasted his arse to kingdome come.

[saildog]

He's lucky she didn't have a gun and blasted his arse to kingdome come.

All credit to her for taking it so well.The video was funny, but to me, not at her expense.

She's golden; the joke is that he is such a duece-shhhhhhh.

Props to her for not whipping his arse on camera (since he went to the bother of having one present to record it all).

[Joe90]

Today while making conversation at lunch I causually mentioned her tuna salad looked just like cat puke . . and get this. She stopped eating.

Shes weird.

Ai-Yi-Yi

[TrueDave]

And..you didn't think that would be, oh I don't know, rude? Seriously?

But If this is a joke thread and I'm just not getting it, nevermind.

No not a joke, not a dream, not an imaginary story.

I've only known her since Jan 1st this year. Dated a lot but this is my first marriage. I have spent so much time eating lunch with little kids and other guys that I didnt shift gears.

I'm learning. Im glad I got married late ( 38) hopefully I have learned from those past mistakes.

It could have been worse, I coule have bought a Vader helmet and a lightsaber . . . .

One day I'll be fully domesticated.

[TrueDave]

Used to be (GI) "Joes before Hos" for me. :-)

[ctc]

Hmmmm....

I've said it many times before: you're not BORN an angry recluse.... it happens.... over time....

Don C.

[Werewolf]

I have spent so much time eating lunch with little kids and other guys that I didnt shift gears.

Ah, okay. That makes sense. Always got to remember women generally don't have the same sense of humor as guys and tend not to like vomit and poo references when they are eating.

It could have been worse, I coule have bought a Vader helmet and a lightsaber . . . .

Lol, yeah, trying to scare your wife or girlfriend in the middle of the night wearing a Halloween costume is not the best idea in the world.