More Exorcists Needed

[johnmiic]

The job market being what it is-I still wouldn't apply for this.

Wanted : people to fight demons & Satan, meet new and interesting possessed people, must be willing to work long nights and holidays, in houses where temperature is often below freezing, must have strong constitution & like pea soup, good memory, ability to work while furniture flies at you & knowledge of Latin preferred.

Catholic Bishops: More Exorcists Needed

"Citing a shortage of priests who can perform the rite, the nation's Roman Catholic bishops are holding a conference on how to conduct exorcisms."

[LadyZod]

I'd want to know about the benefits plan and 401K contributions.

[RG]

my friend (who was my old boss) is like in his 60's now gave me a bunch of books to take care of that were his mom's that she got from a priest that passes away in like the 40's or 50s ... I looked through them and there's one that is full of stuff on how to perform exorcisms. thick leather bound I closed it up and never have opened it since ... I know it's on the good side of things but heck I'm not messing with that stuff ... just in case LOL

with the job market the way it is ... maybe I should give it a good once over and try for a new field of work LMAO

[johnmiic]

I hear what you're saying Russ. I was raised Roman Catholic and tho I make fun of this I wouldn't mess with it for fear of what could go wrong.

[Mr.Krusher]

As the world falls furthur into insanity....


I wonder if Linda Blair would get the 'training' and become an exorcist? Now THAT would be awesome!

This kind of goes along with the "Virgin Mary Tortilla Chip" nonsense, doesnt it?

You know, one time I was eating these candies and I SWEAR that one of them looked JUST like Lucifer himself!!
(Well, the candies WERE shaped like little devil heads...but STILL....)

Maybe the Vatican could just sanction Jedis - I mean, they worked against that "Maul" guy, and he was VERY 'devil-ish', eh?
Too funny!

Take care -

EDIT: I wouldnt want to perform one of these, ("perform" being the key word here) but I wouldnt mind being privy to one. The thing is, so many of these 'exorcisms' have been performed on the mentally ill and peoples suffering drug addictions that it all seems silly to me now. I mean, if I actually was PRESENT for some of the supposed 'apparitions', IE: feathers floating about, obscene vomitus, anthromorphic altering of the body, spirits floating in the room, etc. I would tend to believe, but its very hard to otherwise.