Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the gulf...

[MIB41]

This just breaking folks... ANOTHER oil rig explosion in the gulf!!! Good God. What is the Federal limit for allowed disasters in one year?

FOXNews.com - Oil Rig Reportedly Explodes Off Louisiana Coast

[SeattleEd]

Can't wait to hear the excuses on this one and the downplay by the media.

[spamn]

Holy crap. Hasn't enough happened there?

[MIB41]

Ladies and gentleman, the president of the United States -

Obama - "Ladies and gentleman. Let me be VERY clear on this matter...
I DON'T WANT THIS JOB ANYMORE! PLEASE!! GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!
Ahem...
Thank you and God bless the United States of America...
Where the #%$@#! is my Prozac..."

[AAAAA]

I say the chinese are doing it. there in cuba helping them. with there oil rig production.

[EMCE Hammer]

I say the chinese are doing it. there in cuba helping them. with there oil rig production.

It's actually the descendants of a secret society of Chinese ninjas who were marooned in Cuba in the late 1800s, now known as the Chicubanjas.

Lethal.

[livnxxxl]

Ladies and gentleman, the president of the United States -

Obama - "Ladies and gentleman. Let me be VERY clear on this matter...
I DON'T WANT THIS JOB ANYMORE! PLEASE!! GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!
Ahem...
Thank you and God bless the United States of America...
Where the #%$@#! is my Prozac..."

I really never could understand why in the H-E double hockey sticks that anyone would want THAT job to begin with.

I just seen him on the news the other day real briefly and he looked like he had lost even more weight. If this poor guy loses any more weight he is just going to dry up and blow away. It must be the stress of the job no doubt.

[livnxxxl]

The thought has crossed my mind once or twice that it may have had something to do with terrorist.

I know one thing is for sure no matter what WE will end up paying $$$ for it in the end.

[Meule]

First reports said no oil had leaked into the ocean, but now they're saying there already is a 1 mile long oil stain

[pmwasson]

I really never could understand why in the H-E double hockey sticks that anyone would want THAT job to begin with.

I just seen him on the news the other day real briefly and he looked like he had lost even more weight. If this poor guy loses any more weight he is just going to dry up and blow away. It must be the stress of the job no doubt.

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

[jimsmegos]

Ladies and gentleman, the president of the United States -

Obama - "Ladies and gentleman. Let me be VERY clear on this matter...
I DON'T WANT THIS JOB ANYMORE! PLEASE!! GET ME THE HECK OUT OF HERE!!!
Ahem...
Thank you and God bless the United States of America...
Where the #%$@#! is my Prozac..."

The way everything is going for the Prez, I'll bet ya' he starts smoking again

[Hector]

Without taking sides here...I don't know why anyone in their right mind would wanna be president...it's a high pressure/thankless job...presidents do age quite a lot during their term/terms.

[Zemo]

The way everything is going for the Prez, I'll bet ya' he starts smoking again

He never quit.

[Zemo]

Without taking sides here...I don't know why anyone in their right mind would wanna be president...it's a high pressure/thankless job...presidents do age quite a lot during their term/terms.

I agree, it's all about money and power though. Mostly power.

[livnxxxl]

Black Man Given Nation's Worst Job | The Onion - America's Finest News Source

I just finished reading that article. Thanks for the link.