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ITEM Hasbro annouced today that they will be honoring the long requested fan demands and The Intruders: Strong Men from another World will be replacing Cobra as the villians in the next film. Larry Hama , the comics writer who penned nearly all the Action Figure package "FileCards" and a long run on the original series said " I have always wanted to flesh out these deeply emotional amazing characters. " Larry a HUGE fan of Cobra -La in his writing, denied the rumor that The Intruders will be from Cobra La " More likely tha Ariska Ninja clan . . . you know . . in space"
The only two returning characters of Cobra will be Major Bludd and the Baroness. Disapointed in not reaching audience expectations on how tight and revealing the Baroness black costume should have been . . this time out producers are casting a new dark skinned actress and just have her walk around naked in glasses.
Major Bludd will host the film with "poetic interludes"
ITEM The ghost of Orson Wells is teaming up with director Terry Gilliam ( 12 Monkeys, Time Bandits, Brazil) to finish thier mutually disaterous attempts at making Don Quixote on film. Said Gilliam " I am looking forward to Orson's input. I think first thing he will advise is ' If you're making an action film staring a senior citizen you shouldn't use a real senior Citizen, unless youre Speilburg"
ITEM George Lucas Announces REMAKES! : In a deply emotional apology Lucas has apologized for the last 20 years of his life.
He stated he will be doing reamkes of most of his films to "Improve Them" He will be remaking shot by shot but in 100% CGI some of his more personally "disapointing " films. Starting with American Graphetti and Star Wars
Item Actor Harrison Ford makes media annoucement about his last film, The Crytal Skull. A somber Ford announced today in a short but heartfelt messaage " I take it back"
ITEM DC comics , Warner Brothers, Chief Screaming Eagle , and the stock Holders announce thier " 1966 Batman plan"
" We've just been waiting for this dark gritty thing to blow over."
The only two returning characters of Cobra will be Major Bludd and the Baroness. Disapointed in not reaching audience expectations on how tight and revealing the Baroness black costume should have been . . this time out producers are casting a new dark skinned actress and just have her walk around naked in glasses.
Major Bludd will host the film with "poetic interludes"
ITEM The ghost of Orson Wells is teaming up with director Terry Gilliam ( 12 Monkeys, Time Bandits, Brazil) to finish thier mutually disaterous attempts at making Don Quixote on film. Said Gilliam " I am looking forward to Orson's input. I think first thing he will advise is ' If you're making an action film staring a senior citizen you shouldn't use a real senior Citizen, unless youre Speilburg"
ITEM George Lucas Announces REMAKES! : In a deply emotional apology Lucas has apologized for the last 20 years of his life.
He stated he will be doing reamkes of most of his films to "Improve Them" He will be remaking shot by shot but in 100% CGI some of his more personally "disapointing " films. Starting with American Graphetti and Star Wars
Item Actor Harrison Ford makes media annoucement about his last film, The Crytal Skull. A somber Ford announced today in a short but heartfelt messaage " I take it back"
ITEM DC comics , Warner Brothers, Chief Screaming Eagle , and the stock Holders announce thier " 1966 Batman plan"
" We've just been waiting for this dark gritty thing to blow over."
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