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  • GlobalObserver
    Persistent Member
    • Aug 12, 2004
    • 2220

    A childhood memory.

    Back in the early 1970s, my family was living in Columbus, Ga. This was your typical suburban neighborhood. I was about seven years old at the time, and my brother was about 16 months younger than me. We were both obsessed with apes and monkeys. We watched all of the wild life programs. We had every sort of monkey toy imaginable, pictures of monkeys, framed and hanging on our bedroom walls. As my mom used to say, we had "monkeys on the brain".

    One summer day, my brother and I were alone in our back yard. We looked up from our sandbox to see a small monkey running along the redwood fence that separated our property from the neighbor's. We just looked at each other in utter disbelief...there was an honest to god monkey in the yard.

    We ran into the house as fast as our feet would take us, screaming at the top of our lungs, "Mama, Mama, there's a monkey in the yard! Hurry, come and see!". By the time we all got back outside, the monkey was nowhere to be seen. It was as if it had vanished into thin air. My mom thought we were pulling a prank, she just sort of brushed us off and told us she was too busy to play these sorts of games with us.

    Over the coming days and weeks, this scenario repeated itself several times, always with similar results. Neither of my parents ever saw the monkey, and it was becoming obvious to my brother and me that they were losing their patience with the both of us. We were given the speech about how having an imagination was a wonderful thing, but that it was important for us to understand the difference between fantasy and reality.

    In time, we would barely even acknowledge our furry little visitor. He had caused us nothing but problems from day one. On those increasingly rare occasions when he'd appear, we would only glance up at him momentarily from where we were playing, then simply return to whatever we were doing. It seemed like a cruel joke that the little monkey would never show himself while our parents were outside with us. It was as if he were teasing us. In our own childlike way, we came to resent the little guy.

    Then one Sunday morning, while my brother and I were finishing our breakfast, my dad stepped out on the back patio to finish his cup of coffee and smoke a cigarette. He had only been outside a few moments when he returned to the kitchen with a look on his face like I had never seen before. He looked at my mother while gesturing over his shoulder toward the back patio. He seemed almost speechless at first, but somehow managed to exclaim, "You're never going to believe this, but there's a damn monkey in the back yard".

    And there was.
    Last edited by GlobalObserver; Aug 25, '10, 8:53 PM.
  • EMCE Hammer
    Moderation Engineer
    • Aug 14, 2003
    • 25768

    #2
    Cool story - thanks for sharing!!!! Is there a part two of the story where you befriended the monkey and the three of you solved crimes together?

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    • GlobalObserver
      Persistent Member
      • Aug 12, 2004
      • 2220

      #3
      Originally posted by Azrak
      Cool story - thanks for sharing!!!! Is there a part two of the story where you befriended the monkey and the three of you solved crimes together?
      To this day, no one who hears this story believes it. I guess some things never change.

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      • saildog
        Permanent Member
        • Apr 9, 2006
        • 2270

        #4
        That's a great story!!!

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        • EMCE Hammer
          Moderation Engineer
          • Aug 14, 2003
          • 25768

          #5
          Originally posted by GlobalObserver
          To this day, no one who hears this story believes it. I guess some things never change.
          I choose to believe! I'm really gullible about stuff like this and I usually never know unless I check Snopes. If this happened today, there would be a corroborating cell phone pic, and the debate would be whether or not it was faked

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          • HardyGirl
            Mego Museum's Poster Girl
            • Apr 3, 2007
            • 13950

            #6
            I believe you! Cool story! So what happened after your dad saw him? Did you ever find out who owned this monkey? Did he have a name? Did you teach him any tricks?
            "Do you believe, you believe in magic?
            'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
            Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
            If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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            • GlobalObserver
              Persistent Member
              • Aug 12, 2004
              • 2220

              #7
              We never did find out where the monkey came from. I assume he must have been someone's pet. Nearly forty years later, I think my parents still feel a little guilty for not believing us. And we milked that guilt for all it was worth.

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              • huedell
                Museum Ball Eater
                • Dec 31, 2003
                • 11069

                #8
                Good story...but replace "And there was." with "And dad shot it dead
                with a .45 pistol we never even knew he owned." and it's a GREAT story.
                "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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                • Mikey
                  Verbose Member
                  • Aug 9, 2001
                  • 47258

                  #9
                  Great story !!!

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                  • SeattleEd
                    SynthoRes Transmigrator
                    • Oct 24, 2007
                    • 4351

                    #10
                    Originally posted by huedell
                    Good story...but replace "And there was." with "And dad shot it dead
                    with a .45 pistol we never even knew he owned." and it's a GREAT story.


                    Now I like that version..

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                    • jp1969
                      Banned
                      • Dec 10, 2009
                      • 52

                      #11
                      Sounds a bit like big birds story about mr snuffleophagus!

                      What kind of monkey was it?

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                      • TrueDave
                        Toy Maker
                        • Jan 12, 2008
                        • 2343

                        #12
                        AWESOME STORY ! And very very well written.

                        I believe anything is possible ANYTHING

                        I saw a Flamingo once in an industrial Mill Creek as a kid. Never even tried to tell anyone. I was wading along . I thought it was a plastic one. Then it flew away when I got close.

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                        • generic
                          Persistent Member
                          • Jun 25, 2009
                          • 1237

                          #13
                          I believe it. I had a deer in my backyard in the middle of the day a few weeks ago and I live in a very populated area where there shouldn't be any deer.
                          Nostalgia just ain’t what it used to be.

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                          • GlobalObserver
                            Persistent Member
                            • Aug 12, 2004
                            • 2220

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jp1969
                            Sounds a bit like big birds story about mr snuffleophagus!

                            What kind of monkey was it?
                            Exactly! My brother and I can totally relate to Opie Taylor's predicament in the Mr. McBeevee episode of the old Andy Griffith Show.

                            I'm not exactly sure what kind of monkey he was, but he looked like those little monkeys that perform with organ grinders.

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                            • toys2cool
                              Ultimate Mego Warrior
                              • Nov 27, 2006
                              • 28605

                              #15
                              lol cool story, something similar happened to us, my mom picks us up from school,and we see 2 monkeys running around, i say holy **** there's 2 monkeys running around...my moms like yeah right,next thing we know, the cops block off the neighborhood, 5 monkey's had escaped a lab and were carrying a virus

                              that was scary
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