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  • TrueDave
    Toy Maker
    • Jan 12, 2008
    • 2343

    A Robot, A Ninja, and a Zombie walk into a Bar . . .

    <finish the joke! >

  • theantiquetiger
    Fra-gee-lay Thats Italian
    • Nov 12, 2005
    • 3435

    #2
    A Robot, A Ninja, and a Zombie walk into a Bar . . .

    The Zombie orders a Zombie, the Robot orders a Rob Roy, and the Ninja says....
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    • Hulk
      Mayor of Megoville
      • May 10, 2003
      • 16007

      #3
      Originally posted by TrueDave
      <finish the joke! >


      ... and the bartender says "I can't wait until Comic Con is over"


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      • wolfie
        Persistent Member
        • Dec 31, 2007
        • 1567

        #4
        OUCH!!!!!!

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        • TrueDave
          Toy Maker
          • Jan 12, 2008
          • 2343

          #5
          Originally posted by Hulk
          ... and the bartender says "I can't wait until Comic Con is over"
          I saw that one so far off I almost banned it in my original post.

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          • fallensaviour
            Talkative Member
            • Aug 28, 2006
            • 5620

            #6
            The Robot says"Danger will Robinson,Danger!!!".
            The ninja disappears in a puff of smoke.
            The Zombie shambles up to the bar and says "Braaaaiiiinssss!!!"

            The Bartender says to the zombie "Oy we don't serve their kind in here." pointing to the robot,then points to the puff of smoke and says "Tell your mate we don't allow smoking in here."
            Reaches behind the Bar grabs his old rifle and says "Mr Zombie,welcome to the Winchester."


            *BANG*
            “When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”

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            • TrueDave
              Toy Maker
              • Jan 12, 2008
              • 2343

              #7
              Originally posted by fallensaviour
              The Robot says"Danger will Robinson,Danger!!!".
              The ninja disappears in a puff of smoke.
              The Zombie shambles up to the bar and says "Braaaaiiiinssss!!!"

              The Bartender says to the zombie "Oy we don't serve their kind in here." pointing to the robot,then points to the puff of smoke and says "Tell your mate we don't allow smoking in here."
              Reaches behind the Bar grabs his old rifle and says "Mr Zombie,welcome to the Winchester."


              *BANG*
              GOOD ONE!

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