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Hey look it's Micheal Myers topless!!!!
His face looks like the shape just needs more hair.
His face looks like the shape just needs more hair.
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This guys almost 80 too.
"Steel-like jaws clacked away, each bite slashing flesh from my body - I used my knife and my hands, and when they were gone, my bloody stumps - and yet the turtles came."Comment
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Pot belly...Check. Old man hat...Check....Disgruntled appearance and a tendency to go into longwinded rants about nothing....Check.
Yep, Shatners officially a geezer!"Crayons taste like purple!"Comment
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We should all be so lucky just to make eighty and be at the beach enjoying our selves...
Most will be in resting homes crappin their adult diapers...
“When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”Comment
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No kidding, at the beach with a woman a lot younger than he is, swimming, probably knocking back a few. Heck yea I'll take that any day.
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Bill Shatner can be as fat as he wants to be, did you all know that when he signed on to do PRICELINE comercials, he didn't want to be paid in money, he wanted them to give him stocks in the company, now those stocks just brought him in $600 million. So he can be as fat as he wants,,,,,,,,I am MEGO CRAZZZYYY !!!Comment
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Is that Bill Shat?
Looks like W.C. Fields.
Still looks...kinda...young..ish.Comment
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KIRK: Scotty, I'm in serious danger down here on this beach. You'd better beam me up right away!
SCOTTY: I'm giving her she's got Captain! But she just doesn't have the power!! You're just too goddamned FAT!
KIRK: Dammit Scotty, no excuses!! Beam me up now!!
SCOTTY: You're draggin' the ship down into the atmosphere, now Captain!! She canna take much more!!
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The Shat looks better than me...and I'm almost half his age...
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Yeah, I made that joke, but I agree. He looks good. Not to mention he is still a working actor. (Expletive) My Dad Says creator talks Twitter, William Shatner and more | Tubular | Chron.com - Houston ChronicleYou know...that's a GREAT-looking almost 80 year old man (like you said)...some of you guys are crazy to think otherwise.It's all good!Comment
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I'm hearing a lot of talk about where we'll be when we're 80 and girls
and beaches and stuff---heck, bless him and his money and his life----and I
don't know where I'll be when I'm 80 (dead likely) but I'm happy him
having HIS life and me having mine. (I start reading stuff about him and
his dead wife in a pool and all the other "Shat stuff"...its just creepy)"No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris MannixComment
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