How should I ask her to marry me?

[Brazoo]

she'd be glad to see the back of you!

Not unless I shaved it first!

[YANOULI]

Sit her down and say " look, you're not getting any younger and are almost past your prime but i'll take one for the team and marry you, how 'bout it sweet pea? "

[megoapesnut]

I proposed on Christmas Eve. My wife used to spend some time with her family that day and we always go to my aunt's house for Christmas Eve. My wife would meet me there after spending the day with her family. So I made a setup before I left for my aunt's house. I bought a HUGE female teddy bear and put the ring on the bears finger. I had it sitting in a chair right inside the front door so it was the first thing we saw when we came home that night. As soon as we walked in and she saw it and the ring, I got down on one knee and proposed.

[clemso]

Buy yourself a nice boxed Mego, pop the ring inside, give her the box, propose, she gets the ring, you get the Mego

[EMCE Hammer]

Just post the question in General Buzz and send her the link.

[ScottA]

Send us her email address and we'll all ask her to marry us. Then when she ask you what the heck is going on you can step in.

[4NDR01D]

It's enough pressure to ask without worrying if you got the right ring.

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I actually had my girlfriend pick it out. I have NO taste in jewelery (don't wear any) and I didnt want to drop a couple grand on something she thought was gawdy. Bought the ring and then it sat there in my sock/underwear drawer for 3 years.

I suggest planning a cool trip and just winging it, spontanaity is a great thing, you'll know when the moments right.

[megojim]

Just do it the classic way take her to dinner(Good restaurant) get on your knees and ask her to marry you.....

This may sound pretty basic or "unexciting" but it is the clear winner!
The dinner is certainly optional, but something nice is in order . . . . without fail you need to hit your knee and speak from your heart . . . . that is all that matters . . . the dinner or show will be forgotten but that moment and those words will live forever in her heart
-jim

[megoapesnut]

Just post the question in General Buzz and send her the link.

Buy yourself a nice boxed Mego, pop the ring inside, give her the box, propose, she gets the ring, you get the Mego

Now THESE are classics

[fallensaviour]

Just do it the classic way take her to dinner(Good restaurant) get on your knees and ask her to marry you.....

This is what worked for me...

We went out to her Favorite restaurant,went to a movie she wanted to see then when we got back home I hit a knee and the rest is history.
the ring I picked out myself from what I knew she liked from previous excursions to the jeweller.

Keep it simple,keep it classy.

14 years and 3 kids later.

[Riffster]

just don't do the public thing.. that never works out.

congrats

[Gorn Captain]

Hire an actor and dress him up in a Jason Voorhees costume.
You let him enter the house, armed with a machete, and burst through her bedroom door. Just as he is about to decapitate her, you run in and blast him with a volley of your Uzi machine gun (firing blanks). Blood bags burst open all over him, and he falls dead on the ground. Covered in blood, you grab her arm and say: "Michael Meyers is just down the hall, come with me if you want to live!"
You both go through the window, head for the car and drive off, while Leatherface chases you with a chainsaw.

If she doesn't marry you after all that, I don't know....

PS: just as she has accepted your proposal, Freddy Krueger jumps up from the back seat shouting: "Mind if I cut in, lovebirds?"

[thunderbolt]

Mrs. TBolt asked me, so I got nothing.

[Timothy2251]

Keep it simple. When you see her on the big night, immediately take her in your arms, plant the biggest kiss of all time on her lips, tell her how much you love her, then hit the knee whip out the ring, and ask her.

Bonus points if you get her family and your family to pop out after she says yes.

Although Gorn Captain's way would work too (hey, my heart's all a'flutter).

[Fuzzysnail]

I took her to dinner with some friends. I excused myself after dinner, and changed into a suit of armor. I came back in, dropped down on one knee in front of the whole resaurant, told her she was my queen, would she be my wife. She said yes, and we went downtown for a carriage ride. It was nice.
I picked out the diamond I wanted to give her and the jeweler put it in a genric engagement setting, and we went in and let her pick the ring she wanted and they put the diamond I bought in it for her. I've tried to upgrade it for her over the years but she refuses. My wife rocks....15 years this June, and two fantastic kids.