Would you spend a year in prison for $1 million?

[toys2cool]

for a mil? hell yeah

[Gorn Captain]

Honestly?
That money will sound very sweet now, while you're in your comfy chair, but wait until you're in there, where every day might be your last.

There's a series on Maximum Security prisons, and one of the more current surgeries is "rectal reconstruction". Don't need a picture, I guess?
And that's just for the guys that don't get knifed to death.

No way!

I can just picture it:
"Hey, Murphy. What you're favorite passtime?"
"Gangbanging newbies."

"And what's yours, fish?"
"I collect action figures....."

[ctc]

Hmmmm....

I've spent almost 12 in a comperable environment for a lot less.

Don C.

[DocDrako]

Not for a million. Maybe for 100 billion.

[fallensaviour]

for a mil? hell yeah

Are you sure about that?
you're Kinda pretty.....

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Hmmmm....

I've spent almost 12 in a comperable environment for a lot less.

Don C.

Okay, I'm intrigued...

[starsky]

would that be before tax or after tax?

[4NDR01D]

Hmmmm....

I've spent almost 12 in a comperable environment for a lot less.

Don C.

I'm guessing an orderly in a mental hospital?

[megocrazy]

Yes. Day one kick a guard in the nads and get put in solitary. 365 days later get out and cash the check. I'd spend the first three months catching up on sleep I've missed and the next three thinking of what I will spend the money on. Then I'd be halfway done and probably need another nap.

[Goblin19]

It's easy to say yes, but push comes to shove and there's no way.

[toys2cool]

It's easy to say yes, but push comes to shove and there's no way.

I just think about it this way, a million dollars would take care of my family for a long time...so if I don't get killed in the process it'll be worth it

[Mikey]

I could use the money badly so i'd do it in a heartbeat

I guess if you don't need the money it's very easy to say you wouldn't.

It's like telling a starving man you'll buy him a full turkey dinner if he swallows a live tarantula first.

[ctc]

>I'm guessing an orderly in a mental hospital?

My main job is banker in a casino. The folks who run the place are out of touch, and I've been listening to my co-workers have the same conversation for over a decade. At least in prision I'd get a chance to smack somebody once in a while. And insolitary I wouldn't have to hear about anybody's kids....

Don C.

[Zemo]

"I'M not locked in with them, They're locked in with ME"!!!

lol yep. Yes I would do it!

[Meule]

If it's a minimum security prison, sure. Maximum security and I pass