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A man was walking along the beach and found a golden lantern. Hoping there was a genie inside, he rubbed the lantern and to his surprise a genie appeared to him and stated he would grant him one wish.
The man thought about what he would really want and said "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am terrified of flying. I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii so I can get there without flying"...
The genie thought about the request and said "You know, the logistics on that are all but impossible. I would have to have a team of highly talented engineers and 100's of elite specialized construction teams to do all the work. Gee, don't you have something else you may want?"
The man thought about it and said, "Yes, there is something else that I would find very useful. I have been married for years and to this day I still don't understand my wife. She says yes, but means no. She cry's and I get blamed, but I haven't a clue as to why? She always tells me I don't understand and she is right, I don't understand her. Can you explains to me what makes a woman tick, how she thinks, what makes her get all emotional, I want to understand women."
The genie stares at the man for a moment... "Do you need that bridge with 2 or 4 lanes?"
The man thought about what he would really want and said "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am terrified of flying. I want you to build a bridge to Hawaii so I can get there without flying"...
The genie thought about the request and said "You know, the logistics on that are all but impossible. I would have to have a team of highly talented engineers and 100's of elite specialized construction teams to do all the work. Gee, don't you have something else you may want?"
The man thought about it and said, "Yes, there is something else that I would find very useful. I have been married for years and to this day I still don't understand my wife. She says yes, but means no. She cry's and I get blamed, but I haven't a clue as to why? She always tells me I don't understand and she is right, I don't understand her. Can you explains to me what makes a woman tick, how she thinks, what makes her get all emotional, I want to understand women."
The genie stares at the man for a moment... "Do you need that bridge with 2 or 4 lanes?"
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