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It's Official: SouthWest airlines thinks Kevin Smith is fat...
The guy is fat. It's a shame the guy sitting next to him didn't have Twitter, or else we could read about how some fat celebrity was spilling over into his seat and ruining his trip.
Seems weird to me. I'm not small, but I've never had trouble buckling a seatbelt or caused concern on a flight with my heft, and unless he's really ballooned, which is a possibility I suppose, I don't see him being so big he can't fly in one seat...
"If you take a dog which is starving and feed him and make him prosperous, that dog will not bite you. This is the primary difference between a dog and a man."
It said in the article that he always purchases 2 seats, but they tried to put him on an earlier flight with only one seat available. They let him put his bag up, get into the seat with (according to Smith) both arm rests down, before the pilot kicked him off the plane. I think they should have either let him stay or never let him on the plane in the first place.
Geez, it looks like he ate Michael Moore. He needs to borrow something from Jason Mewes to raise that metabolism a little. K-fed is ballooning up again; dare I dream of a Celebrity Fit Club with both of them?
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