Passing wind in a public bathroom

[Toy Talk]

Man I am so juvenile! All this fart talk had me laughing so hard that I squeaked one out myself.

[JPkempo]

When your in there with people you know it can be a contest. Longest or loudest or who can clear the room.

I saw a interveiw with Dr. Who and Dave and one of the co-stars (forgot who) they used to have that type of contest in the Tardis.

[kennermike]

like I said this thread makes me want to pass gas!

[Blue Meanie]

Here's a bit by Graham Norton about passing gas in a lady's bathroom...very funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZcyNktWAU

[Toy Talk]

Here's a bit by Graham Norton about passing gas in a lady's bathroom...very funny:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3sZcyNktWAU

My wife and I were both rolling crying on this one. I Love it!

[Gorn Captain]

My dog can clear a room in a minute flat.
His nickname is WMD.

When he realizes what has happened, he smells the air and moves to another part of the house. Even he isn't immune....

[TrueDave]

Saw a dog fart in his sleep so loud he woke himself up.

Okay.

I read all the posts and theres one thing missing. One thing no lady has ever believed me or wanted to hear about.

I'm talking about boogers on the tile wall at eye level at the urinals.

Youve seen them.

Feedback?

[Toy Talk]

Okay, farts in public bathrooms are fine by me, talking to the guy next to you doesn't even bother me, but boogers on the bathroom wall is disgusting. I mean, Come On! The toilet paper is just feet away and someone is going to convince me that reaching for it was just a little more than they could handle. If that's the case just flick the green and yellow puss ball into the urinal, but DO NOT wipe that slimy pile of snot on the wall.

The dog stories were pretty funny though.

After Thanksgiving we gave the leftover turkey to our black lab, Max; who proceeded after bedtime to stink up the upstairs so bad that the entire family slept in the living room one floor below.

[lepage]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IBNhIUW5w9o

[kennermike]

Saw a dog fart in his sleep so loud he woke himself up.

Okay.

I read all the posts and theres one thing missing. One thing no lady has ever believed me or wanted to hear about.

I'm talking about boogers on the tile wall at eye level at the urinals.

Youve seen them.

Feedback?

oh man thats funny!!!!!!

[TrueDave]

oh man thats funny!!!!!!

Theyre there. look straight ahead when you mark your territory the next time you go out toy stalking at Walmart.

Crunched up in the grout.

Slung, strung, and hung.

[Gorn Captain]

Blowing a fart is a natural ending to taking a pee

It brings closure to the event -- like the THE END title in a movie

Mike's version of Titanic, with Céline Dion singing "My fart will go on..."