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I'd rather have it happen there than in an elevator.Comment
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Blowing a fart is a natural ending to taking a pee
It brings closure to the event -- like the THE END title in a movie
If I ever take a wiz and don't end it with a fart I feel my body cheated meComment
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Ugh, don't even get me started on men's public restrooms.
Let's face it, men's public restrooms are generally filthy hell holes. Nevermind the farters and the creepy urinal conversationalists, having to navigate the urine puddle mine field just to get to the urinals is not exactly pleasant.
To the women here that may have not had the pleasure of using a unisex or male restroom, let me describe them for you.
They generally have cement floors with some drainage holes in them. Occasionally, tile floors. I'm thinking carpet would be futile. The decor usually consists of three urinals (which are like troughs stuck to the wall which men are expected to theoretically relieve themsleves into. They more often than not miss) and toilet stall or two, which you really don't want to have to use. The sinks are dirty but surprisingly fairly clean in comparison to the rest of the restroom. Probably because they don't get used as much.
All in all, not pleasent place.You are a bold and courageous person, afraid of nothing. High on a hill top near your home, there stands a dilapidated old mansion. Some say the place is haunted, but you don't believe in such myths. One dark and stormy night, a light appears in the topmost window in the tower of the old house. You decide to investigate... and you never return...Comment
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"Better out than in"
+1 for Bobbiats comment too."I should say I`m very much cleverer than any of the people who put me here. As a matter of fact, I could leave any time I wanted. It`s only a doll`s house after all. Anyway, I don`t mind. I like dolls" - The Mad Hatter, Arkham Asylum.Comment
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I'm with you man I find it truly disgusting to stand next to a dude and let out a huge fart.Then ask him about the weather!?!?!?!?
I always tell them the weather was just great until that foul wind blew bye and the thunder started.
Do your fart on the way to the urinal or while you walk to the sink.If they are so darn natural then why the heck do you wait for a bathroom???“When you say “It’s hard”, it actually means “I’m not strong enough to fight for it”. Stop saying its hard. Think positive!”Comment
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The way I see it, if you're busting for a pee you dare not relax enough to fart, so as soon as you release your pee the fart gets it's chance. Human nature. It's no coincidence that this happens more often than not in the restrooms."I should say I`m very much cleverer than any of the people who put me here. As a matter of fact, I could leave any time I wanted. It`s only a doll`s house after all. Anyway, I don`t mind. I like dolls" - The Mad Hatter, Arkham Asylum.Comment
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What I really don't care for are the trough urinals at football stadiums. Backspatter is a bad thing, especially when you are a kid.
The worst I've ever encountered were at War Memorial Stadium in Little Rock Arkansas.
Not only did they have trough urinals lining the wall but also a long one that ran about half the length of the restroom down the middle.
So you are face to face with other dudes taking a whiz. The worst thing though was for a little kid the troughs were too high.
Have you ever tried to take a pee while standing on your tiptoes just to get your pecker over the lip of the trough?
If I'd have been smarter, I would have stepped back and tried to arc my urine stream into the trough, but I didn't know anything about physics at age 7.
However I do remember once in kindergarten several of us kids having a contest to see who could pee in the urinal from the fartherest back. Talk about a nasty floor.
I also remember in about the fourth or fifth grade this bully giving a new kid a hard time while the kid was taking a whiz at the urinal. I don't know if it was on purpose or not, but the kid being bullied turned around and peed on the bully. What's really weird is that those two kids eventually became friends.
In college, a couple of my buddies and I went to an Arkansas-Texas A&M game in College Station in late November and it was cold. Everyone had gloves and heavycoats on.
My buddy, an engineering major at A&M, goes up to the trough to take whiz, but instead of taking his gloves off and putting them in his pocket, the genius leaves one glove on and takes the other off and is holding it in his teeth while he pees over the trough.
Some dude speaks to him and he instinctively tries to speak back. His glove of course goes in the trough, which was round and had a circular flow of water running through it.
He kind of flinches to grab the glove, but an older dude standing next to him says, "Let it lie."
And sure enough the glove did lie. It was still in the trough after the game.
And for all I know that lone glove still rests there, in that lone circular urinal at Kyle Field 21 years later as a tribute to an Aggie engineer not smart enough to put away his gloves while he taking a pee.Comment
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What annoys me way more in a public bathroom is men who are "aiming-impaired".
Man, sometimes that toilet looks like the last guy tried to write/pee his full name on the seat. If you have such trouble aiming, sit down!
Or people who cannot use the brush after "bombarding" the toilet bowl.
Have a little respect for the next guy..
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"When things are at their darkest, it's a brave man that can kick back and party."Comment
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Maybe I should clarify something about the farting thing.
I'm not talking about a random stranger in the men's room. I'm talking more of walking into the men's room here at work and you know the person standing next to you.
It would be one thing to let it squeak out if because it is a natural thing and no better place than the bathroom but it's as if they have been holding it for 30 minutes and just rip it loose full force and say hello to me as though I didn't notice the atomic bomb they just dropped."The farther we go, the more the ultimate explanation recedes from us, and all we have left is faith."
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Urinal farting: I can ignore a few incidental farts, but it's a different story when it sounds like the guy is blowing a hole in his pants...or when it sounds wet. I know a guy who sharted at work - don't be that guy.
Troughs: No. I don't want a guy peeing back towards me.Comment
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I'm not a fan of the trough....they are just about everywhere up here. I'd say at least 1 out of 8 bars or venues have a trough.....even our beloved Fenway Park
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