Are you certified to do anything?

[david_b]

Pesticide Applicator, certified horticulture proffessional, and pretty sure soon Florida certified fertilizer applicator once the govt. gets thru messing wth that industry.

'fertilizer applicator'..??

You in politics..??

[The Bat]

I'm Certified to drive heavy Warehouse equipment(Fork Trucks, Etc...).

[Brown Bear]

besides being a CA, I'm also certified in first aid and was a certified black belt in Tae Kwon Do when I was 13 but I'd probably pull a ham-string if I tried a hook kick these days.

[megoapesnut]

I teach adult night classes in Desktop Publishing (Photoshop, Quark, Illustrator, InDesign) at our local career and technology center. I had to get some sort of certification when I started that.

[Riffster]

I can teach Karate

me too...use button on back for karate chop

[jimsmegos]

I'm certifiable

[mitchedwards]

Certified Network Engineer in a product thats now defunct
Master Certified Network Engineer in a defunct product
Linux Certified
Certified Linux Administrator

My wife says I'm certifiable

[Shanester]

I am a certified master carpenter.

I have certs in many OS & DB platforms.

I have certs in a few programming languages.

Working on a teaching cert.

I am a certified nerd.

[kingdom warrior]

I'm certified in Quack-Fu....woooooTA!!!! back off Sucka!!!

[fallensaviour]

Certified CPR
certified pediatric first aid
certified survival first aid
certified basic first aid
certified st johns first aid
was certified in first responder first aid(expired)
was certified in occupational first aid(expired)
certified in vehicle extrication
certified in I V and tubes maintenance
Class four drivers licence(Ambulance,police car,tow truck,25people or less buses,All vehicles in class 5,limos,taxis)
certified pesticide applicator(Core,Mosquito and landscaping)
certified chainsaw repair and maintenance
certified foreman level 1,2 and 3(only three levels)

[TrueDave]

Holy Crow!

I'm just imagining A chainsaw weilding Nurse-choauffer foreman.

I want you in my hide out when the Zombie apocolypse comes !

Certified CPR
certified pediatric first aid
certified survival first aid
certified basic first aid
certified st johns first aid
was certified in first responder first aid(expired)
was certified in occupational first aid(expired)
certified in vehicle extrication
certified in I V and tubes maintenance
Class four drivers licence(Ambulance,police car,tow truck,25people or less buses,All vehicles in class 5,limos,taxis)
certified pesticide applicator(Core,Mosquito and landscaping)
certified chainsaw repair and maintenance
certified foreman level 1,2 and 3(only three levels)

[Nostalgiabuff]

I am certified by the I.I.C.R.C. (institute of inspection cleaning and restoration certification) in: WATER DAMAGE RESTORATION , APPLIED STRUCTURAL DRYING , FIRE AND SMOKE RESTORATION , UPHOLSTERY AND FABRIC CLEANING.

me too. I am also licensed to handle insurance claims in at least a dozen states

[Adam West]

Maryland "E" Soccer Coaching License.

Certified Public Accountant.

[thunderbolt]

'fertilizer applicator'..??

You in politics..??

nahhh. The locals are trying to regulate the use of fertilizers on lawns and ornamentals.

[stuart]

I hold a middle grades teaching certificate in math and science.