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Or ears. Second grade Halloween. I was darth Vader. my box was missing the cape.::(: I got sent home because I did a " Magic Trick " at lunch.
I was going to make a wad of paper dissapear and pop out my ear.. I rolled one up . Swallowed it and tried to fish out the one I had stuffed in my ear.
It didnt come out . I went to the office . Said I couldnt hear out of one ear , they asked why. Wasnt the first time I was called a dumbass by a person in authority.
Dad took me home sat me on the hood of the muscle car under a tarp in the yard and grabbed a pair of needle nose greasy old pliers . Pulled it out , WITH a lot of blood. ( I was luckier than my older brother he got teeth pulled that way)
Dad took me BACK to school, I missed teh parade. There was another kid dressed as Vader . When teach hung up the picture I used to pretend it was me under the mask in the picks
In college my girl friends dad said he shoved a bean up his nose and because it was dark and moist it started to grow and was going to break his nose , could have been a lie
I was going to make a wad of paper dissapear and pop out my ear.. I rolled one up . Swallowed it and tried to fish out the one I had stuffed in my ear.
It didnt come out . I went to the office . Said I couldnt hear out of one ear , they asked why. Wasnt the first time I was called a dumbass by a person in authority.
Dad took me home sat me on the hood of the muscle car under a tarp in the yard and grabbed a pair of needle nose greasy old pliers . Pulled it out , WITH a lot of blood. ( I was luckier than my older brother he got teeth pulled that way)
Dad took me BACK to school, I missed teh parade. There was another kid dressed as Vader . When teach hung up the picture I used to pretend it was me under the mask in the picks
In college my girl friends dad said he shoved a bean up his nose and because it was dark and moist it started to grow and was going to break his nose , could have been a lie
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