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I heard of cheap dates but this is ridiculous (NSFW)

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  • mego73
    Printed paperboard Tiger
    • Aug 1, 2003
    • 6690

    I heard of cheap dates but this is ridiculous (NSFW)

    You have to wonder how guys get the bright idea to do things like this

    Man's penis gets stuck in a pipe | The Sun |News

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  • Hector
    el Hombre de Acero
    • May 19, 2003
    • 31852

    #2
    I would've posted this in that "other" forum...

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    • TEXASFETT
      #1 Bounty Hunter
      • Aug 29, 2008
      • 1473

      #3
      Good one man they should have just chopped that mother off!!!

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      • M3G0M4V3R1CK
        Hooked On Mego
        • Jun 15, 2008
        • 453

        #4
        Originally posted by Hector
        I would've posted this in that "other" forum...

        Probally a better place for it lol
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        • HardyGirl
          Mego Museum's Poster Girl
          • Apr 3, 2007
          • 13950

          #5
          Ewwwww!!!!!
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          'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
          Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
          If your mission is magic your love will shine true."

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          • Meule
            Verbose Member
            • Nov 14, 2004
            • 28720

            #6

            There's definitely some weirdos out there
            "...The agony of my soul found vent in one loud, long and final scream of despair..." - Edgar Allan Poe

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            • SlipperyLilSuckers
              MeGoing
              • May 14, 2003
              • 9031

              #7
              Originally posted by TEXASFETT
              Good one man they should have just chopped that mother off!!!
              Man sues after willy is chopped off | The Sun |News

              Haha, I have heard say you guys will stick 'em anywhere.

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              • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                I was NEVER here!
                • Jun 22, 2008
                • 1188

                #8
                Where is Lorana Bobbit when you need her

                "It's certainly an unusual call-out and I'm sure the man won't be getting into that situation again."
                No. . . .he has learnt his lesson. He is gonna use garden hose next time. . . . much easier to cut!

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                • AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                  I was NEVER here!
                  • Jun 22, 2008
                  • 1188

                  #9
                  Hey Cat - Great article. I mean, going in for one of those procedures is NOT like going for a hair cut . . . . they don't ask how much you want off the top and sides!!

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                  • SlipperyLilSuckers
                    MeGoing
                    • May 14, 2003
                    • 9031

                    #10
                    Originally posted by AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM
                    Hey Cat - Great article. I mean, going in for one of those procedures is NOT like going for a hair cut . . . . they don't ask how much you want off the top and sides!!
                    Funnily enough it was on the same page as the article Mike based this thread on so I cracked up when I looked at it and then saw TexasFett's post and couldn't resist posting it here.

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                    • toys2cool
                      Ultimate Mego Warrior
                      • Nov 27, 2006
                      • 28605

                      #11
                      ouch!! he should've just used a nice warm apple pie instead
                      "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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                      • megoapesnut
                        The name says it all!
                        • Dec 3, 2007
                        • 3727

                        #12
                        Originally posted by mego73
                        You have to wonder how guys get the bright idea to do things like this
                        If you haven't heard Weird Al's much loved tune "Weenie in a Bottle" (which is a parody of "Genie in a Bottle"), go find that and listen to it. That will explain where this idea might have come from. Not too mention you will get a great laugh. I was rolling on the floor and couldn't breathe I was laughing so hard the first time I heard that song.

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                        • megoapesnut
                          The name says it all!
                          • Dec 3, 2007
                          • 3727

                          #13
                          Here you go - For your enjoyment!

                          http://www.megoapesnut.com/ftpimages...A%20Bottle.mp3

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                          • jessica
                            fortune favors the bold
                            • Nov 5, 2007
                            • 4590

                            #14
                            Wow. Poor guys on both stories. Couldn't they have hosed him down with cold water instead of cutting that metal pipe--like a cold shower? Doesn't that work?

                            And I couldn't read the article you mentioned, Cat, because it was just too life-altering for the guy.
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