(in best Moose A. Moose voice) I don't like Candy Corn.
The only thing I use Candy Corn for is to see if one piece still perfectly closes up one nostril right before I throw it into the trash. No lie.

Edit: I just did some quick Google research and found out that those putrid Black and Orange candies mated with those bathroom caulk-scented Circus Peanuts, and Candy Corn is their evil offspring.
The only thing I use Candy Corn for is to see if one piece still perfectly closes up one nostril right before I throw it into the trash. No lie.

Edit: I just did some quick Google research and found out that those putrid Black and Orange candies mated with those bathroom caulk-scented Circus Peanuts, and Candy Corn is their evil offspring.
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