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I started this thread because this morning my friend and I was at the DMV renewing his license and his phone starts vibrating. he checks his voicemail and get a message from an unfamiliar number and I dont recognize the voice. He says," Bobby, I am here at the hospital and just wanted to let you know that the party with the call girls are off, so there is no need for coke and bourbon.". Have you guys ever received an odd message?
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There's this Guy that Keeps sending me "How to cheat at Poker" Emails.
He calls me by a different name,.. & Obviously is typing someones else's email, but is typing it incorrectly, & thus it gets sent to me.
I've gotten a few different Tex's,.. from chicks I don't know,.. that I have never met before,.. asking me very sexual Questions,.. & or what they want me to do to them. I just dismiss them as "Drunk Dialing" . However I am very Flattered,.. but am afraid to Know what they Actually look like.
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These are the girls that keep calling you BK:
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^^^ Thats why I don't Tex them Back.
... But they could be Dudes too, for all I Know.
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I've gotten a few from Canada in French but I have no idea what they say"Time to nut up or shut up"
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I got one when I was in college left on my answering machine.
"Hey Bobby(my name is John), I got caught streaking at walmart and I need you to bring $500 to the police station. Dude, I also need some pants and a shirt because the freakin cops wouldn't let me get my clothes. I need em fast bro!". We only had one Walmart in the town I lived in at the time so every time I went there afterward I always imagined a guy running nakked through it. I never found out who the guy was.Comment
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Now that I think about it,.. Preacher likes to Tex me Pic's of rather Large Half Nek'ed Women too. Not sure whats up with that.
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I have a Star Trek greeting that I made up myself, on my answering service. I will sometimes get a wrong number, but the person will add that they just had to leave a message b/c they really liked my greeting!"Do you believe, you believe in magic?
'Cos I believe, I believe that I do,
Yes, I can see I believe that it's magic
If your mission is magic your love will shine true."
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I love the greeting on your answering machine, Sharry. It always makes me smile.Those who look outside dream. Those who look within awake.
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here's another gem i got
"spike! spike! spike! answer me motherfu-- oh s**t thats right voicemail.. look brah if ya get this message I didnt do it.. your gonna hear I did it but dude whatever.. spike you hear me, not me, ya hear me, NOT ME... its the dam sink(heard in the background) sh*t matt I gotta go, but i didnt do it okay score me some.. beeeeep (dude hung up)" - Annonymus IdiotLast edited by goldenryan; Sep 17, '09, 5:55 PM.Comment
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My current phone has a very easy number for people to give as a fake number. The last 4 are 6778. Since i got this phone in april i get call all the time from girls and guys looking for someone else. And i also think the guy who had the number before me was maybe a drug dealer. I still get a stray text asking if he is in business....or if he has any yet. One text the dude must have ripped someone off but this guy kept saying the product sucked. I texted back i was a cop. I got one just the other day asking straight out for some green. Now this is freaking september now, this number has been mine for over six months. I had fun with that one for a while.Comment
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Hey! Where's the waiter with the water for my daughter?
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about 5 years ago,i got this message when i checked my phone. "i'm letting you know this now, YOU WILL STAY AWAY FROM MY DAUGHTER and you know what SHANE BETTER NOT EVEN THINK ABOUT MESSING WITH ME " call wasn't for me i don't even know a shane and wasn't hanging around any girls at that time. wonder what guy he was lookin for?Comment
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