Just did something STUPID!

[txteach]

The wife woke up with leg cramps so me being the good hubby I got the muscle stuff ( ya know, the stuff that relaxes the muscle and burns!) and rubbed her legs. After helping her out and getting a hug I went to take a leak. OH MY FREAKIN LORD !!!!!!! My twig and berries started burning like fire. I tried to wash it off but had to jump in the shower. Needless to say the moral of the story is wash your hands any time you use something that makes skin burn!!

[Mikey]

Liquid heat on the meat

Ouch

[vulcan2074]

Yikes!
Sammy

[sauce]

HOT DAWG!!!

Stick a cold beer bottle down there!

[RG]

dude ...

but what's worse is to have a bottle of aftershave cap break and have almost a full bottle pour down your chest and puddle where the sun don't shine

[alex]

Or slicing chillies, and then going for a leak

[MegoMark71]

Thanks for a good laugh coach.

[Riffster]

yikes...

[Donkey Hoatie]

Been there, done that. I feel for you.

[BlackKnight]

[loosiegoosie]

" Franks and Beans.."

[MIB41]

Ouch! Did you strike a falsetto note in the process?

[ScottA]

Sometimes it only takes ONCE to learn a life's lesson.

[Gorn Captain]

Just wondering.
Those EMCEs you sent me. You did wash your hands before wrapping them up, right?

[WatchertheWatchingman]

been there too, when I was 6