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  • 60'schild
    Silver Haired Silver Ager
    • Mar 27, 2009
    • 0

    Bill Gates' Plan to Squash Hurricanes

    It may sound humorous, but it would save lots of lives and property if it can be made to work :

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/0..._n_235527.html

    Microsoft's Bill Gates has already accomplished plenty in his life -- but now he's involved in an ambitious new venture -- a plan to tame hurricanes. He and several other scientists and engineers have a patent-pending project that plans to release barge-like contraptions into brewing offshore hurricanes, which would pump cold water up from the bottom of the ocean, thus calming the rough weather that's caused by warm ocean temperatures.

    The Today Show did a segment on Friday that shows more details.


    Note: the link contains a video...
  • Hector
    el Hombre de Acero
    • May 19, 2003
    • 31852

    #2
    In the end...mother nature always wins.

    Nice try by the humans though.
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    • Bill
      Parminant Memble
      • Oct 20, 2002
      • 4139

      #3

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      • 60'schild
        Silver Haired Silver Ager
        • Mar 27, 2009
        • 0

        #4
        It would be amazing if years from now, Bill Gates' obit read "The man who pioneered weather control ... and oh yeah, also invented a minor operating system (eventually replaced by free Linux).

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        • huedell
          Museum Ball Eater
          • Dec 31, 2003
          • 11069

          #5
          Originally posted by Hector
          In the end...mother nature always wins.

          Nice try by the humans though.
          You just know that if the hurricanes were conquered
          some comet would just appear and
          blast the heck out of the Earth in retaliation.
          "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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          • 60'schild
            Silver Haired Silver Ager
            • Mar 27, 2009
            • 0

            #6
            but not before the Vulcans arrive and finally reveal themselves... and logically zap it !!!

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            • toys2cool
              Ultimate Mego Warrior
              • Nov 27, 2006
              • 28605

              #7
              That would be good news for Florida, But I doubt it would work
              "Time to nut up or shut up" -Tallahassee

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              • Hector
                el Hombre de Acero
                • May 19, 2003
                • 31852

                #8
                Originally posted by huedell
                You just know that if the hurricanes were conquered
                some comet would just appear and
                blast the heck out of the Earth in retaliation.
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                • Seeker
                  Neptunians RULE!
                  • Feb 20, 2008
                  • 1954

                  #9
                  After he learns to control the weather Mr Gates proclaims himself Lord and Master over the Earth.......
                  Lo there do I see my Father.
                  Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                  Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                  Lo they do call me.
                  They bid me take my place among them.
                  In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                  • garagesale
                    Dept. of Mego Studies
                    • Aug 8, 2006
                    • 1142

                    #10
                    The plan sounds lame... barges shooting cold water???????

                    I would never accept a weather control device that wasn't some sort of beam-type ray weapon.

                    Of course, Bill Gates is the weakest supervillain ever. It might help if he shaved his head.

                    JamesD

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                    • Seeker
                      Neptunians RULE!
                      • Feb 20, 2008
                      • 1954

                      #11
                      Originally posted by garagesale

                      I would never accept a weather control device that wasn't some sort of beam-type ray weapon.

                      Of course, Bill Gates is the weakest supervillain ever. It might help if he shaved his head.

                      JamesD
                      Lo there do I see my Father.
                      Lo there do I see my Mother and my Sisters and my Brothers.
                      Lo there do I see the line of my people back to the begining.
                      Lo they do call me.
                      They bid me take my place among them.
                      In the halls of Valhalla where the brave may live forever.

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                      • txteach
                        Banned
                        • Jun 17, 2005
                        • 3769

                        #12
                        Bill Gates a weak superhero? He'd just pay superman to fight for him or hit you with his wallet.

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                        • Bill
                          Parminant Memble
                          • Oct 20, 2002
                          • 4139

                          #13
                          As much damage as hurricanes cause they have their purpose.
                          Better the devil known.

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