Don't bury people!

[Gorn Captain]

I have a request.
Stop burying people who have had plastic surgery!

I mean, that stuff is going to stay in the ground for thousands of year, polluting our planet. Long after most parts of those people have decayed and crumbled to dust, that crap will still be there!

Imagine, when in the future archaeologists excavate the Neverland site, they'll find...a very odd nose.
Nothing more.
What will they think?

So in the name of our future children I beg you: stop putting them in the ground, or recycle first and get all the plastic bits out in time.
Unless you want the 22nd century filled with homeless fake boobs!

This was a public announcement.
Thank you.

[toys2cool]

come on bro, still bashing MJ?

[60'schild]

That mean a ton of celebrity and politician parts just lying around.. Areas like Beverly Hills will be littered with the stuff...

Eww..

[Seeker]

Pretty soon in the future people will have more biomechanical parts. Imagine the cyborg half trying to claw it way out of the coffin during the funeral.

[60'schild]

It would be tough if they announce a part recall ....

[jasonmego1277]

LOL. although to some degree I see your point ........ What do you suggest, recycling......... maybe ? ........ Selling the plastic to Korea for making Hyundai vehicles ?

[ctc]

>Pretty soon in the future people will have more biomechanical parts.

There was a Judge Dredd story about that.... a guy was killed by muggers and dumped; but he had so many artificial parts that they reanimted and kept going.

Don C.