You know your getting old when.....

[JPkempo]

Your old enough to be the father of the stripper you just gave $1 too.

[Mikey]

You know your getting old when.....

You automatically fart everytime you lay down in bed to go to sleep.

[fallensaviour]

When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is.

Oh the humanity!!!!
Life is a cruel mistress!!!

[darklord1967]

When you see a cute young girl, find out her age, and realize that you're more than twice as old as she is.

[Mego Milk]

when you don't know who they are talking about in the gossip mags.

[kingdom warrior]

When you become that cranky old man who cusses and swears and says it was better in my time and everyone is a SOB....

[grayhank]

When you watch whatever channel is on TV because it hurts too much to walk the six feet to get the remote.

You actually begin to read the junk mail sent from AARP.

[The Bat]

When you use the phrase..."my Sciatica is really killing me Today".

I have a prescription to Naproxin.

[fallensaviour]

when you can't get it up

When you do get up every joint pops and every bone creaks.

[Mikey]

You know your getting old when

You're almost old enough to be most Playboy bunnys grandfather.

[starsky]

the frikin music is too loud!

[jessica]

...You find yourself thinking "my thats a fine bit of scrumpet" while watching Golden Girls reruns.

[toys2cool]

you've fallen and you can't get up

[Captain]

...You start paying attention to those Viagra commercials, and comparison shop adult diapers.

...You plan your road trips not by roadside attractions, but by the location of Dennys restaraunts and rest room stops.

...You think you just farted....but your not sure?

...You find your pants keep mysteriously working there way up to where your chest used to be.

...When that cute girl at the bar giggles at you, and you realize its not because shes interested in you, but because your hairpiece is on backwards again.

...You have absolutely no qualms about wearing your slippers while grocery shopping.I mean whats the big deal! At least you put on pants!

...You find yourself thinking "my thats a fine bit of scrumpet" while watching Golden Girls reruns.

[MegoMark71]

damn thanks for the buzzkill