Most embarrassing moment?

[toys2cool]

It's completely forgivable D because a chick was involved (specifically, a Wife).

It's still funny as all get out, but forgivable.

lol! yeah it was because of her, we didn't want to go

[The Bat]

Uh, yeah....that defense didn't work at Nuremberg, either.

Ve Vere just following orders!!!!!!!

[Captain]

Back in grade two we used to have music class right before gym class. During music class, we would each be given a few minutes to run upstairs to the change rooms to put our gym togs on, then return to music class. Well, me and my buddies used to make up our own goofy lyrics to the songs (some of them were pretty rude for the second grade...good thing the music teacher was darn near deaf), and one of my favourite songs to "spoof" was coming up when it was my turn to go and change. I woulda made the Flash seem like an invalid in a square wheeled wheelchair I ran up and changed so fast!
I made it back just in time to chime in on the song, and noticed it was getting a lot more laughs and hoots than usual? Whatever..Figured I must have been in extraordinarily good voice that day. The song ended and we all got formed a line to go to gym class....Thats when I noticed I had changed so fast I forgot to put my shorts on. I was standing there in my underoos!!! I believe I broke my previous land speed record running back upstairs to complete my costume change!

[Captain]

I have one that happened to a buddy of mine during our grad party. He was wasted and accidently threw up on his girlfriend while they were.....doing stuff....in the back of his truck. She kind of freaked out, and took off to clean up. Ian pretty much passed out in the bed of his truck.
When he woke up in the morning he was shocked and disgusted to find out "somebody" had taken a ....errr...."number two" (with extreme predjudice) on his chest while he was asleep.

Yep...It was gross. Funny!...but gross.

[txteach]

Damn dude, that's disturbing. Anyone who would drop a deuce on somebody has some major issues.

[Captain]

Well...he did puke on her.....body part. But yeah, she did have a bit of a whacked out hellcat streak to her.

[DocDrako]

I would take that as a compliment. I dissed this guy's wife to the lowest level.

That's a good point. But I was still embarrassed big time. He seemed a little upset about my remarks but he got over it pretty quick. I can only imagine what would have happened had I told him she was hideous.



Another story comes to mind. We were in church and I went into the bathroom and while going number 1, I began singing "Rag Doll" by Frankie Valli and the Four Seasons. I hadn't reached puberty yet, so I hit all the high notes pretty well. My dad came in and told me to be quiet because everyone could hear me loud and clear. When we left the restroom, everyone was snickering and giggling including the preacher.

[thunderbolt]

Yes....but I had a noble reason. I was trying to help Jay promote his Commander X Line.

I did too, but my reasons were less noble. My second name was sockpuppet. Of course they didn't get it.

[The Bat]

I did too, but my reasons were less noble. My second name was sockpuppet. Of course they didn't get it.

Now that's funny!!!

[thunderbolt]

^^ Yeah, I tried a few others like Ro-backhair, too.