Most embarrassing moment?

[txteach]

When I was 17 I went for a run in my nice white shorts (early 80's. they were short) and a blue sweat shirt. After I got home I was sitting in the living room just cooling down when the doorbell rings. I go to the door and to my suprise there is a hot, and I mean hot, UPS woman at the door. She has a package for my mom so I sign for it. I see that she can't keep a straight face and I find her giggle cute. Well I take the package and pass by a mirror with the package. OH MAN!!! Mr. Happy was peeking out of my shorts and the UPS hottie saw him! At 17 I was soooo embarrassed. Now it makes me laugh. I'm suprised it's never been in a movie. Sooo can anyone top that for embarrassment??? I think not!

[theantiquetiger]

In the late 80's, I was in the National Guard and attending LSU. For some reason, we had about a dozen people come off active duty (most stationed in Germany), and join my unit. There was this one white lady who was one of the people from active duty. She was a loud, fat, ugly, & nasty woman (sorry, but she was). She just made everyone she talked to dislike her. She didn't belong in the military (couldn't run to save her life!!!).

Well, I was taking a class at LSU and another guy from my unit was in my class and sat right next to me. He had also just recently left active duty from Germany to my unit. He was a black guy and just a "Mr All-American" in everything he did. Nicest guy you would ever meet. He was in perfect condition, had a chest full of ribbons and medals. He was the poster child for the military.

One day in class, we were talking about the unit, and he brings up this person/that person, who he likes and dislikes.

So I tell him, "You know who I cannot stand? That big fat, nasty, & ugly (so and so, I forget her name)!!!"

He turns to me and says in a very calm, non-angry voice, "That's my wife."
They had different last names.

There was nothing I could say, I don't even think I apologized.

[toys2cool]

I jizzed in my pants

[txteach]

And I think we all know Mike crapped all over his commode.

[toys2cool]

And I think we all know Mike crapped all over his commode.

lol! I'm sure he's done worse

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

OUch and OUCH. . . .LOL . . . .Teach. . . .some scars run deep. . .Glad you can laugh about it now.

Me. . . Still Scarred from the schools talent night. . . where if you were learning an instrument you had to get up and play it. . . hall full of people. . . .me 12 years old with my trumpet. . . .the song was Yellow Submarine. . . .the Music Teacher was accompanying on the Piano. . . .On Stage Bright Lights, a sea of people before me. . . .Mud in my pants. . . .I just couldn't get my breath. . . . .I had to start the damn song / music, 3 times before I got into the chorus. . . I could have died from the embarrassment. But as those family nights are. . . everyone kept saying. . .Yeah that sucked, but you got the most applause of anyone on the night. . . .I still cringe at the thought of it. . .Oh well. . . .at least I had my Johnson in my Pants. . .LOL!

[Hector]

I was about 14 years old.

I was in Mexico...splashing in the water at a Puerto Vallarta beach.

Well...several hours before...I had been consuming these delicious fruit ice cones...I mean...I had about four or five of them...man...they were sooooo delicious...I was in Heaven.

So cue several hours later...I'm in the water...and suddenly...my tummy started rumbling...before I was able to jump outta the water and hit the toilet....

SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I added my own special nutrients to the sea...lol...

I zoomed out...and like the Flash...I went to the nearest bathrrom stall...and spent an entire hour cleaning myself...lol.

The moral of the story being...don't consume water-based treats by street vendors in Mexico.

[toys2cool]

I was about 14 years old.

I was in Mexico...splashing in the water at a Puerto Vallarta beach.

Well...several hours before...I had been consuming these delicious fruit ice cones...I mean...I had about four or five of them...man...they were sooooo delicious...I was in Heaven.

So cue several hours later...I'm in the water...and suddenly...my tummy started rumbling...before I was able to jump outta the water and hit the toilet....

SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I added my own special nutrients to the sea...lol...

I zoomed out...and like the Flash...I went to the nearest bathrrom stall...and spent an entire hour cleaning myself...lol.

The moral of the story being...don't consume water-based treats by street vendors in Mexico.

lmao!

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

AREEBA. . .UNDERLAY. . .AREEBA. . . .Hector Gonzales!

[Hector]

[thunderbolt]

I joined MC.

[The Bat]

I joined MC.

Ok...you me beat! But I made that "mistake" as well.

[MIB41]

My first attempt at water skiing. If ever there should have been a video camera...THIS IS IT. Now let's get my frame pegged correctly here - I'm 6'4, probably 215 in those days (this happened about 20 years ago). My best friend instructs me to sit down into the water with my skis out in front of me. He tells me not to try and pull against the rope which I instinctively want to do. He says, "Tom, just hold on, but don't pull. Let the boat do it for you." After a few false starts, I'm ticked off because I want to pull on the rope. Finally I relax my arms and I tell myself "I'm going to do this." The boat starts going and the boat starts pulling me...problem...my legs are not use to this action and I'm trying to keep them together as I'm going up. Suddenly they go east and west and I go down on my rear BUT... for reasons I can't justify to this day... I don't let go of the line. So my legs and skiis go up in the air, IN FRONT OF ME, and I am literally skiing on my rear as water pounds me unmercifully in the face. Their screaming something at me but due to my self-imposed death grip on the line and the wonderful water ride on my face I can't hear them. The boat comes to a stop and I look up and don't see anyone on board. Both my friends are on the deck of the boat on their backs crying their laughing so hard. It get's better... I STILL haven't let go of the line. My buddy Mike inbetween gasping for air says, "Will you let go of the line please?!" Let me tell you something. When I let go of that line, it had so much recoil, it literally snapped back through the air and OVER THE BOAT that was some 15 to 20 yards in front of me. It was probably the funniest d*mn thing I have ever done and my buddy can't even talk about it now without laughing hysterically. He says it will probably be the last thing he thinks about when he's dying. I retired from water skiing and went on to snow skiing instead... I haven't killed anyone yet.

[Mawni]

Your friends' reaction to that makes it twice as funny!

[4NDR01D]

One time, I was making out with hot chick on stage in front of 40000 people, and my tummy began to quiver, and I had diarea in my white pants, and it went all over, and everybody started to laugh, and the girl was really grossed out and barfed on me, and then I fainted and landed face first in the barf and poo.