I hate Extendz TV commercials

[toys2cool]

Extendz didn't work for you, eh Mike?

lmao

[Hector]

[johnnystorm]

What's most creepy in these to me is the wives...they've been married to this guy for how long? And now they sit and drool over the thought of their husband getting a chemically stimulated mutant weiner. If I was the husband I'd be pretty depressed to figure out my wife was just faking enjoyment from me for the past 25 years. Were they out comparing and shopping around up to this point as well, since they seem to know that's exactly what they need to get their marriage back in order.
And Ol' Bob is really creepy, being as he must have been the biggest loser aat the used car dealership until his willy got bigger and that gave him confidence to succeed? He reminds me of Herb Tarlek from WKRP.

[ctc]

>their husband getting a chemically stimulated mutant weiner.

Wow. You make it sound like a 90's Japanese cartoon....

>And Ol' Bob is really creepy,

I wonder if he's intentionally supposed to put one in mind of Bob Dobbs? If so, that's even creepier....

Don C.

[MIB41]

If ever there were outtakes to a commercial I would like to see, this is it. Always notice how the woman standing next to the guy appears to be holding back from laughing? Can you imagine the direction? "C'mon Diane! Think of baseball or something!" I wonder if there are uncut versions of these? You know, where they go into more detail. "Yes, I'm EVEN bigger now and she screams like a banshee. My neighbors even had to call the police, she was making so much noise." Then you get a testimonial from the authorities...

[johnnystorm]

>their husband getting a chemically stimulated mutant weiner.

Wow. You make it sound like a 90's Japanese cartoon....


Don C.

"CHEMICALLY STIMULATED MUTANT WEINERS ARE GO!"

Blast off to adventure!

(Oh, that sounds so dirty...maybe Extendz should use that as a slogan.)

[Mikey]

The American public is too thick for a slogan like that.
They need something simpler that rhymes.
Hmmm,

"Extrendz yer wang and gets you more tang"

[jds1911a1]

well if it works, I can't blame people for using it, who would'nt want a bigger willy?

since they arent FDA regulated they can advertise anything they want (like fat burner pills at the GNC) these "suppliments" prey on the insecurity of the buyer without any scientific or even pseudo scientific proof.

[vulcan2074]

"CHEMICALLY STIMULATED MUTANT WEINERS ARE GO!"

Blast off to adventure!

(Oh, that sounds so dirty...maybe Extendz should use that as a slogan.)

Ha Ha Ha. Thats dirty LOL
Sammy

[Goblin19]

Yep, I hate those, too.

[grayhank]

Apparently we need all those ads for enhancement products because of the billion "Girls Gone Wild" commercials every 2 1/2 minutes.

The fat burning pills are just as annoying. I love how the fine print at the bottom of the screen always says "Results Not Typical - Diet & Exercise are recommended". Um... helloooo!

Then on the network channels we are bombarded with pharmeceutical company commercials - "Ask your doctor if Scruitall is right for you". Whatever happened to a "drug-free" America?

[Captain]

Then on the network channels we are bombarded with pharmeceutical company commercials - "Ask your doctor if Scruitall is right for you". Whatever happened to a "drug-free" America?

I wonder if anybody even does that..."Hey Doc, I just saw this new drug on tv that will cure my heartburn, but make me impotent, flatulant, diahreatic, and hallucinate...Can you fix me up?"

[grayhank]

I wonder if anybody even does that..."Hey Doc, I just saw this new drug on tv that will cure my heartburn, but make me impotent, flatulant, diahreatic, and hallucinate...Can you fix me up?"

I do. I keep a pad and pen on the coffee table so I can make a list of them all. Then when I go to my doctor I say "I'm supposed to ask you if these are right for me". He frequently has to remind me that I'm NOT a 90 year old woman with a bladder problem.

[Captain]

[Mikey]

I like when they list the possible side effects really quickly ......and they usually end with may cause death in some patients

"Never use this drug unless you are perfectly healthy"