wierd & stupid things you just realized list

[HardyGirl]

I realized a couple of months ago that SHAZAM was an acronym for Solomon, Hercules, Atlas, Zeus, Acceles, Mercury. DUH!

[rche]

I've been shaving my mustache off for something like 25 years and the dam thing keeps coming back! Youda thunk it would have learned by now.

[Megotu]

The other day I was making dinner and making Rice-a-roni...the wife was looking at the label. Rice and vermicelli.
"Oh...That's the reason..." she said. "Rice and macaroni..."
She had just gotten the reason for the name.

[toys2cool]

I haven't ridden a bicycle in 28 years

dam it's been 14 years for me

[Mikey]

I haven't ridden a bicycle in 28 years

[Gorn Captain]

I'm losing my hair, and it ain't coming back, ever...

[toys2cool]

I was just thinking and I just realized that I haven't shaved my mustache off since I was 16,that's freakin' 13 YEARS!!!

and I haven't thrown up since I was 17 and I was running in a 5K race that's 12 years!!

anyone else have any weird things like that?