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I was walking my dogs, when a guy came up to me.
He was dressed in black, with combat boots on.
He wore a WWII German Iron Cross replica around his neck.
And an upside down Hammer of Thor.
Now, I'm a big fan of the Odinson, he is, after all, one of the Avengers, but in this case I don't think he was a Marvel fan.
I wonder why they always dress in black? They can't be colourblind, can they?
If one of them wipes out ten people, will he then take off his dark sunglasses and say "Man, they were Swedish after all...."?
Anyway, he looked at my dogs, and said he had two German Shepherds and fifteen pitbulls, "for home defense".
He added: "no offense, but your German Shepherd is fat, you need to exercise him more."
I replied: "I take my dogs out for 90 minutes a day, always a brisk walk. My dog weighs 60 pounds, which isn't bad for a ten year old big dog."
He said: "I take my dogs out for a ten mile walk every day. Brings out the muscle tone."
I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"
I concluded by saying: "Well, I had better continue my walk, then", and left.
You know what I could have used then: ten big black guys, who would show him the meaning of "plenty of exercise".
Jeez, can I just walk my dogs in peace?
He was dressed in black, with combat boots on.
He wore a WWII German Iron Cross replica around his neck.
And an upside down Hammer of Thor.
Now, I'm a big fan of the Odinson, he is, after all, one of the Avengers, but in this case I don't think he was a Marvel fan.
I wonder why they always dress in black? They can't be colourblind, can they?
If one of them wipes out ten people, will he then take off his dark sunglasses and say "Man, they were Swedish after all...."?
Anyway, he looked at my dogs, and said he had two German Shepherds and fifteen pitbulls, "for home defense".
He added: "no offense, but your German Shepherd is fat, you need to exercise him more."
I replied: "I take my dogs out for 90 minutes a day, always a brisk walk. My dog weighs 60 pounds, which isn't bad for a ten year old big dog."
He said: "I take my dogs out for a ten mile walk every day. Brings out the muscle tone."
I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"
I concluded by saying: "Well, I had better continue my walk, then", and left.
You know what I could have used then: ten big black guys, who would show him the meaning of "plenty of exercise".
Jeez, can I just walk my dogs in peace?
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