Bumped into the Third Reich today

[Gorn Captain]

At the very least, we can irritate you while you walk your dog!

Those poor Nazis.
They've been reduced to "annoying the hell out of people".
Hitler would be so disappointed.....

[Adam West]

Is the German Shepherd the German variety or American variety?

American German Shepherds tend to be bigger than their German counterparts but 60 lbs for a Shepherd sounds like it is in pretty good shape to me.

[saildog]

Herr Gorn, ve haf vays uff makink you talk!

Rich

At the very least, we can irritate you while you walk your dog!

[HardyGirl]

Geez, what a nutjob!

[txteach]

I think he was trying to impress you.

[wayne foundation 07]

Everybody needs a hobby,at least he found his,he better take along alotta bags for all that dog poop.

[kryptosmaster]

Herr Gorn, ve haf vays uff makink you talk!

Rich

[saildog]

I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"

In jackboots?

That ridiculous statement he made about walking 17 dogs ten miles per day might be a clue as to why he is the way he is. Nutjobs and/or liars are easily caught up in goofy philosophies.

Clearly, he is unemployable in that condition and being saddled with the burden of that many dogs, who need that much exercise, would make it impossible to work. Perhaps, if he had a job, he would not have time for playing Nazi dress-up.

[Mikey]

nazi wannabe ******

[Gorn Captain]

I was walking my dogs, when a guy came up to me.
He was dressed in black, with combat boots on.
He wore a WWII German Iron Cross replica around his neck.
And an upside down Hammer of Thor.
Now, I'm a big fan of the Odinson, he is, after all, one of the Avengers, but in this case I don't think he was a Marvel fan.
I wonder why they always dress in black? They can't be colourblind, can they?
If one of them wipes out ten people, will he then take off his dark sunglasses and say "Man, they were Swedish after all...."?

Anyway, he looked at my dogs, and said he had two German Shepherds and fifteen pitbulls, "for home defense".
He added: "no offense, but your German Shepherd is fat, you need to exercise him more."
I replied: "I take my dogs out for 90 minutes a day, always a brisk walk. My dog weighs 60 pounds, which isn't bad for a ten year old big dog."
He said: "I take my dogs out for a ten mile walk every day. Brings out the muscle tone."
I wondered: "17 dogs? Ten miles per day?"

I concluded by saying: "Well, I had better continue my walk, then", and left.

You know what I could have used then: ten big black guys, who would show him the meaning of "plenty of exercise".

Jeez, can I just walk my dogs in peace?