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  • M3G0M4V3R1CK
    Hooked On Mego
    • Jun 15, 2008
    • 453

    Funniest Convo Ever

    I Lmao and shed a tear over this

    Isuzoom: Hey,what's up?
    victim: Hey hon, you ready?
    Isuzoom: Yeah, i guess so, never done this before.
    victim: Well what turns you on?
    Isuzoom: cars
    victim: I like cars too. I walk up to your car and
    kiss the closed window
    Isuzoom: I roll down the window and wipe off the
    smudge.
    victim: I ask you for a ride and get in.
    Isuzoom: Did you wipe your feet?
    victim: Yeah, I guess. I lean over and unbutton your
    pants while kissing your neck
    Isuzoom: I rev the engine by mistake.
    victim: ooh, excited? I reach into your boxers.
    Isuzoom:Underoos
    victim: Wut?
    Isuzoom: I wear underoos.
    victim: ookay. I reach down and grab your manhood. You
    like that?
    Isuzoom: My foot slips of the clutch at 4,000 RPMs and
    the stage 3 grabs the aluminum flywheel so hard that my all 4 potenzas burn
    out and you are thrown back in your seat.
    victim: I have no Idea what you just said.
    Isuzoom: I stop the car, pop the hood and get out.
    victim: I follow you??
    Isuzoom: I open the hood and grab you around the
    waist.
    victim: Mmmm, now we're talking
    Isuzoom: I put you on the upper radiator support and
    caress your upper strut mounts.
    victim: What?
    Isuzoom: Yeah baby. Then I take my #1 piston and
    stick it in your exhaust pipe. You Idle loudly and I can hear your intake noise
    through your cone filter.
    victim: This is a little weird.
    Isuzoom: You rev loudly as I play with the butterfly
    on your throttle body.
    victim: I'm going now.
    Isuzoom: Fuel reaches my 450cc injectors as you
    carress my rising-rate fuel
    pressure regulator.
    victim: HELLOO??!?!?!
    Isuzoom: Yeah baby, we hit redline as I inject my
    nitrous into your fuel port.
    victim: Bye ******!!
    Isuzoom: I slap your rear bumper as the compression
    drops in my cylinder. Was
    it good for you?
    Isuzoom: Baby?
    Isuzoom: Hello?
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