Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[toys2cool]

Ooppps,.. I have done this a few times...

lmao! yeah i did it once at walgreens and i don't think I'll ever do it again,they called in for a price check in front of everyone,I felt so stupid,I could hear the chicks cracking up behind me

[theantiquetiger]

Never let her pick the movie.

You pick the movie when it is your turn, and you two agree on a movie when it is her turn.

[jwyblejr]

Sorry LLOTMM (Lovely Ladies of the Mego Museum), but this is a MAN's post (we may hunt &kill small animals, make fire, and cook them after we are done here ***Pounding Chest***)


What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Of course,

No talking to strangers at urinals


But we need to make a list:

1. Never, ever look down while in the locker room/shower



others???

I thought that was never drop the soap?

[HardyGirl]

Oh brother!

[bgrimm77]

While walking down the street always walk on the outside closest to traffic. There is a real reason that goes back to victorian times but I will not get into that here and now. So when you atre with your lady walk on the outside and always open doors....especially car doors And dont talk to a dude while your johnson is in your hand !!!

[theantiquetiger]

There is a real reason that goes back to victorian times

Men should never reference something from the "Victorian Times"!!!

Call it "From the Old West Days" or something manly like that!!!

[kryptosmaster]

Actually it goes back to Medieval times as far as I recall.
Rich

[theantiquetiger]

Actually it goes back to Medieval times as far as I recall.
Rich

Thank you!!! A manly period, where men made big fires, chopped crap with oversized axes, and didn't bathe!!!!

[fallensaviour]

Never and I mean never walk around in the locker room with the towel over your shoulder when you are finished your shower!!!
Wrap it around your waist for crying out loud!!!
I go to the gym with my son he is a little over three and a half feet tall.
Now think about that!!!
Would you want some ten foot tall naked guy walking in front of you in the locker room???

[AJ Collector]

ok so I just came back from the supermarket where I picked up tampons for my wife, got home just in time to catch my favorite scene from Steel Magnolias which always brings a tear to my eye, and after that I think I will start on that puzzle of puppies playing in a yard.

So where do I sign up for this man club?????

[The Toyroom]

Never ask for directions, no matter the circumstances....

[JPkempo]

Never let her call your Megos "Dolls". There Megos or 70s action figures.

[Mawni]

Never ask the guy in the stall next to you to borrow some paper.

Also, in Canada, where we are slightly more european there are rarely and dividers between urinals. Lame!

[M3G0M4V3R1CK]

never let a another man dip his french fries in your ketchup

[toys2cool]

Never ask the guy in the stall next to you to borrow some paper.

Also, in Canada, where we are slightly more european there are rarely and dividers between urinals. Lame!

why no squares to spare?