Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[Drain]

hit a woman in anger??

Never hit a woman.

In Most cases Hector, I would agree. However, me and my sisters fought like cats and dogs when we were little. Secondly, my mother taught me, "To never hit a women in anger unless she put herself in the position of a man". I have encountered two women in my adult life that have done that. In both cases, I was in a fight with their boyfriend and I was winning and they got involved to help their man. The first came from me from behind and raked her nails of her left hand across the left side of my face drawing blood and almost costing me the sight in my left eye. The second, one, tried to break a beer bottle over my head, which didn't knock me out. They both got exactly what a man would have got for doing that.

[tay666]

Now it would probably be for safety reasons. In the old days, I'd imagine it would be to keep the women a bit farther away from the raw sewage running down the streets.

Actually, back in the Medieval era the lady always walked on the right of her escort.
And for practical reasons.
Men almost always wore their swords on their left hip, as they were right handed.
So, if a lady was on his left, she would be in the way when he went to draw his sword. And/or could be injured by the sword being drawn.

[cjefferys]

I've always done that anyway,I didn't know there was a reason for it.What is it ? I just do it for her to be safer

Now it would probably be for safety reasons. In the old days, I'd imagine it would be to keep the women a bit farther away from the raw sewage running down the streets.

[Zemo]

Never and I mean never walk around in the locker room with the towel over your shoulder when you are finished your shower!!!
Wrap it around your waist for crying out loud!!!
I go to the gym with my son he is a little over three and a half feet tall.
Now think about that!!!
Would you want some ten foot tall naked guy walking in front of you in the locker room???

Someone could lose an eye!!!!!

[theantiquetiger]

Never ask the guy in the stall next to you to borrow some paper.

Always check the stall before entering!!! (unless you are having one of those "Dumb & Dumber" turbo lax moments, which is usually the time there is no paper)

Another rule:

Do not let her drive when both of you are in the car (unless you been drinking, medical condition, etc) and if she is driving you, you still tell her the directions no matter how wasted you are!!!

[toys2cool]

While walking down the street always walk on the outside closest to traffic.

I've always done that anyway,I didn't know there was a reason for it.What is it ? I just do it for her to be safer

[toys2cool]

Never ask the guy in the stall next to you to borrow some paper.

Also, in Canada, where we are slightly more european there are rarely and dividers between urinals. Lame!

why no squares to spare?

[M3G0M4V3R1CK]

never let a another man dip his french fries in your ketchup

[Mawni]

Never ask the guy in the stall next to you to borrow some paper.

Also, in Canada, where we are slightly more european there are rarely and dividers between urinals. Lame!

[JPkempo]

Never let her call your Megos "Dolls". There Megos or 70s action figures.

[The Toyroom]

Never ask for directions, no matter the circumstances....

[AJ Collector]

ok so I just came back from the supermarket where I picked up tampons for my wife, got home just in time to catch my favorite scene from Steel Magnolias which always brings a tear to my eye, and after that I think I will start on that puzzle of puppies playing in a yard.

So where do I sign up for this man club?????

[fallensaviour]

Never and I mean never walk around in the locker room with the towel over your shoulder when you are finished your shower!!!
Wrap it around your waist for crying out loud!!!
I go to the gym with my son he is a little over three and a half feet tall.
Now think about that!!!
Would you want some ten foot tall naked guy walking in front of you in the locker room???

[theantiquetiger]

Actually it goes back to Medieval times as far as I recall.
Rich

Thank you!!! A manly period, where men made big fires, chopped crap with oversized axes, and didn't bathe!!!!

[kryptosmaster]

Actually it goes back to Medieval times as far as I recall.
Rich