Speaking of Man Rules, What Should Men Never Do List

[csxernie]

never,i mean never, let her tell your son,the heir to the throne, to go change his panties.i mean what is she trying to do to him and me!!!

[theantiquetiger]

Never,.. Never,.. I mean Never, Ever, EVER, EVER Have Sexual Relations with Any True Friends EX- Whatever.

or sexual relations with a friend's mother or sister (a hot aunt is OK, but don't flaunt it around him!!!)

[csxernie]

What are some of the unwritten rules that a man should never do?

Stick his penis in a lions cage at the zoo

lmao

[BlackKnight]

Don't Watch Porn with other Dudes,.. unless ofcourse chicks are present.

Never Drink a fellow Man's Last Beer,.. unless you ask,.. then if it's ok,.. ask 2or3 times more, to make sure...

Never admit to liking a "Chick Flick" .

If you haven't scene a Fellow Man Friend for sometime,.. Never discuss whatever Chaos,.. or Bad Fortune you may have had ,.. even if it just happened. Respect your Fellow Man,.. for he doen's not care,.. nore wants to listen to any Nonsense like that,.. remember, he probably has enough of his own At Home.

If you get caught Boobie Watching from your Spouse,.. never Admit to it.. Even if she Truely Knows the Truth.

Never let your Old Lady fix something over yourself.

Never let your fellow Man,.. see you Cry. Ever.

Never,.. Never,.. I mean Never, Ever, EVER, EVER Have Sexual Relations with Any True Friends EX- Whatever.

[theantiquetiger]

No man shall ever admit to liking Kenny G, Yanni, bubblebaths, getting eyebrows plucked/waxed, or manicures/pedicures.

****notice I said Admit to Liking?****

[toys2cool]

Never use the "We were on a break" excuse

thanx for the info on the being to the right thing

[bgrimm77]

I did not know that SAILDOG....that is a pretty cool piece of information

[Hector]

In Most cases Hector, I would agree. However, me and my sisters fought like cats and dogs when we were little. Secondly, my mother taught me, "To never hit a women in anger unless she put herself in the position of a man". I have encountered two women in my adult life that have done that. In both cases, I was in a fight with their boyfriend and I was winning and they got involved to help their man. The first came from me from behind and raked her nails of her left hand across the left side of my face drawing blood and almost costing me the sight in my left eye. The second, one, tried to break a beer bottle over my head, which didn't knock me out. They both got exactly what a man would have got for doing that.

In that case...blast them away.

[saildog]

From what I was taught that way back in the day people would just throw their trash out of their windows into the street. with your lady friend walking closer to the building it lessened the chances of her getting hit with garbage. Also the sewerage theory sounds pretty accurate. I wouldnt know about the sword thing but that too makes sense.

Regarding the sword theory, this is the reasoning behind modern military courtesy that specifies that the senior most rank walks and sits to the right of junior personnel. The right is a symbolic post of honor.

[kryptosmaster]

From what I was taught that way back in the day people would just throw their trash out of their windows into the street. with your lady friend walking closer to the building it lessened the chances of her getting hit with garbage. Also the sewerage theory sounds pretty accurate. I wouldnt know about the sword thing but that too makes sense.

That's exactly what I was taught although chamber pots were more along the line of what I was told.
Gee, I wonder where the Bubonic Plague came from?
Rich

[saildog]

Never let her pick the movie.

You pick the movie when it is your turn, and you two agree on a movie when it is her turn.

One of my buddies said he would never watch "The Fried Steel Beaches of Green Magnolia County" again (meaning he had been forced to watch every chick flick known to man, but he played it off like it was only one movie because, after all, they are all the same).

[MIB41]

"I've had better..." is usually a comment which extends the single lifestyle.

[Chippupperty]

When the woman asks about her weight---always tell her she looks great!!

[bgrimm77]

From what I was taught that way back in the day people would just throw their trash out of their windows into the street. with your lady friend walking closer to the building it lessened the chances of her getting hit with garbage. Also the sewerage theory sounds pretty accurate. I wouldnt know about the sword thing but that too makes sense.

[cjefferys]

Actually, back in the Medieval era the lady always walked on the right of her escort.
And for practical reasons.
Men almost always wore their swords on their left hip, as they were right handed.
So, if a lady was on his left, she would be in the way when he went to draw his sword. And/or could be injured by the sword being drawn.

That makes sense. But I wonder how a lefty like me would handle the situation. Oh well, I probably wouldn't be much of a swordsman anyway.