Thought this was funny.

[mitchedwards]

Wish I had snapped a cel pic of this sign.

I was at Burger King and had a huge order, so it took a while to get my stuff together.

While I was killing time I noticed a sign in the back of the kitchen. It was the restaurants top 10 goad for 2009. As I was reading the list number 5 jumped out at me.

#5 read... Teamwork is our top priority.

So I wonder if its their top priority, why is it number 5?

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Good point Mitch. Love your new avatar btw.

[Vortigern99]

Ha, this reminds me of a sign at the local HEB grocery store. There is a plaque for each member of the store "team", with a picture of the employee and their job title below that.

The only one with anything amiss is the guy whose job title reads: "LOSS REVENTION".

Cracks me up every time I see it.

[txteach]

I hope their #1 is not to let their employees bathe in the sink.

[saildog]

I'm going to exclude present company, for obvious reasons, but most people would not have noticed that and that's what corporate counts on.

The masses: Baaaaaah! Baaaaah!

Corporate: Seeeeee! They fall for it!!!!

[saildog]

Ha, this reminds me of a sign at the local HEB grocery store. There is a plaque for each member of the store "team", with a picture of the employee and their job title below that.

The only one with anything amiss is the guy whose job title reads: "LOSS REVENTION".

Cracks me up every time I see it.

Someone burgled a "P"!

[toys2cool]

lol! good point

[Vortigern99]

Or more to the point, the guy in charge, uh, LOST it.

The sign has been like that since we moved to this neighborhood 15 months ago. Rather undermines his authority in my view.

[Gorn Captain]

Here are the missing ones:

BURGER KING CARES!

1. We replace the cooking oil every ten years, like clockwork!
2. You can eat off the floor here. Actually, your burger has been on the floor just now.
3. All of our ice is recycled, mostly from the cubes in our urinals. We care, we recycle!
4. Our meat is 100% beef. You can check, the dead cow is in the alley next door!

[Bill]

At the local car wash, the sign on the side of the building reads "Detaling Available"

[goldenryan]

Here are the missing ones:

BURGER KING CARES!

1. We replace the cooking oil every ten years, like clockwork!
2. You can eat off the floor here. Actually, your burger has been on the floor just now.
3. All of our ice is recycled, mostly from the cubes in our urinals. We care, we recycle!
4. Our meat is 100% beef. You can check, the dead cow is in the alley next door!