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    Museum Robot
    • May 9, 2007
    • 5952

    The Secret of Invisibility


    "Walk UNSEEN among people or CROWDS," promises this website, "The secret of invisibility... REVEALED." This is not a toy or a magic trick, boasts the advertisenment, nor is it an illusion or a ninja technique. You (yes, you!) really can walk sight unseen into your neighborhood bank vault, through the girl's locker room, or out the back door at your family reunion. This is the secret of the gods! And to access this 1,000 year old secret, all you have to do is... spend $30 on publisher Bill W. Williams' book. But don't worry - you'll make back the $30 in no time, plus much, much more, robbing the collection plate at church or selling videos to "Girls Gone Wild!"

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  • Mikey
    Verbose Member
    • Aug 9, 2001
    • 47258

    #2
    roooooooooooight

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    • vulcan2074
      Live Long and Prosper
      • Mar 23, 2008
      • 7817

      #3
      I Could totally see someone explaining how it Works after they get caught on Americas Stupidest Criminals LOL Someones gonna bite LOL
      Sammy

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      • Cosmicman
        Permanent Member
        • Jul 12, 2005
        • 4794

        #4
        Is this spam?
        More custom Mego madness on Facebook right here...

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        • huedell
          Museum Ball Eater
          • Dec 31, 2003
          • 11069

          #5
          INVISIBLE BOY:
          I did it! Am I invisible?

          BOWLER:
          Umm, no. I think you might
          wanna put some shorts on
          if you wanna fight anymore
          evil today.
          "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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          • Cosmicman
            Permanent Member
            • Jul 12, 2005
            • 4794

            #6
            Superboy flies over and sees a naked Saturn Girl sunbathing and decides to "fly in at super speed and..."

            "What was that?" asked Saturn Girl.


            "I don't know Saturn Girl but my *** sure hurts," replies the Invisble Kid.
            Last edited by Cosmicman; Feb 9, '09, 3:17 PM.
            More custom Mego madness on Facebook right here...

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            • huedell
              Museum Ball Eater
              • Dec 31, 2003
              • 11069

              #7
              Isn't it the Invisible Man who supposed to say that line you have Supes saying?
              "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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              • Cosmicman
                Permanent Member
                • Jul 12, 2005
                • 4794

                #8
                Originally posted by huedell
                Isn't it the Invisible Man who supposed to say that line you have Supes saying?
                There, now it looks better....

                I tried rewording it to make it less dirty but I ruined the joke. So I changed it to a better idea.
                Last edited by Cosmicman; Feb 9, '09, 3:17 PM.
                More custom Mego madness on Facebook right here...

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                • huedell
                  Museum Ball Eater
                  • Dec 31, 2003
                  • 11069

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Wrathdemon
                  There, now it looks better....

                  I tried rewording it to make it less dirty but I ruined the joke. So I changed it to a better idea.
                  I am laughing so loud right now reading THAT and thinking how you made
                  it "better" by turning them into teens.

                  Please...for the love of Hannah...don't try to fix it again!
                  "No. No no no no no no. You done got me talkin' politics. I didn't wanna'. Like I said y'all, I'm just happy to be alive. I think I'll scoot over here right by this winda', let this beautiful carriage rock me to sleep, and dream about how lucky I am." - Chris Mannix

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                  • David Lee
                    The Fix-it-up Chappie
                    • Jun 10, 2002
                    • 6984

                    #10
                    invisible to put spiders in girls panties?


                    Huh? what's this picture got to do with invisibility...

                    -Dave

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                    • Marvelmania
                      A Ray of Sunshine
                      • Jun 17, 2001
                      • 10392

                      #11
                      Yeah, after you're arrested and thrown in jail you'll wish you were invisible.

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