My Keyboard is Disgusting

[highquality]

On the show "Brink", I saw a new keyboard that could be washed in the dishwasher without damage. This just seems stupid though.

How about one that's totally flat and smooth. Do they make those? Surely technology has advanced that far.

Mine is nasty. It's really neat with tons of features I never use. But, all those extra buttons do a great job of catching food, dust, ash, unknown?? and dirt.

[Mikey]

Funny you should mention this.

I just cleaned my keyboard last night.

Popped all the keys off with a screwdriver

Man, it was loaded with hair

[highquality]

Hair??

We told you to stop or you'd grow hair on your palms.

[Mikey]

I'm guessing it's pubic hair.

It certainly didn't come from my bald head

[highquality]

OK, you win.

[Cosmicman]

They do make laser keyboards for a thousand dollars a pop. You lay down two light discs and it creates a laser beam light grid virtual keyboard on your plain wood desk. Your fingers touching each virtual square key actually works. I don't know if these things have been released to the public but I have seen them in computer magazines when they first designed them. Amazing.



I also have a a "roll out" rubber keyboard I take to clients houses or when I am working on computers for clients in the kitchen. I got mine for thirty bucks. Very handy. Rolls up and fits into a plastic cylinder for easy storage.
The only downfall, they are not fast typing. The keys have to be pushed down really hard.

[cjefferys]

I remember the old Atari 400 computer had a smooth membrane keyboard and the Timex Sinclair had a smooth cardboard (!) keyboard. You couldn't type worth crap on them though.

[toys2cool]

man I was just telling my wife that we needed a new one or we had to clean this one up.Mine is freakin' nasty!

[Johnny]

Never really considered this before.

Mine seems okay for now though. I should probably move the water bottle away from it though.

[toys2cool]

Never really considered this before.

Mine seems okay for now though. I should probably move the water bottle away from it though.

http://fatpenguinblog.com/wp-content...tyKeyboard.jpg

lol! I pictured Mike's like that

[z3zep]

I agree they are a pain to clean. I wipe of the keys with a fantastic wipe and to clean out dust and gunk get a can of Dust Spray. It really works.

[mitchedwards]

I'm guessing it's pubic hair.

It certainly didn't come from my bald head

OK that image is now stuck in my head, and I don't like it

[SlipperyLilSuckers]

Oh Johnny you are hilarious. Your posts bring a smile and ray of sunshine into my day everytime :D

[jwyblejr]

I hate when you get all of that build up on there from the oil from your fingers.

[English Paul]

I used the vacuum hose on my keyboard once. I didn't realise the keys came away so easily. Never again.