Where are the days of Bing Crosby and White Christmas?
It's a wonderful life?
We just have about 25 channels here, and what do they show?
Home Alone?
Problem Child?
Are they trying to tell us something?
Beware of obnoxious kids?
Not even The Sound of Music...
But that's good, 'cause I can't stand it.
The only version I want to see is when, as Julie Andrews comes up the hill and starts "the hills are aliiiiiiive....", that a sniper plugs a hollow point bullet in the center of her forehead. Kapow!
Or that she's carried away by the crew of The Hills Have Eyes.....
Well, enough Christmas cheer.
Eat, drink, and be merry my friends.
I'll be spending my Christmas, as usual, with my family.
We will get into an argument, not speak to each other for months, and exchange our gifts in May, when we're back on speaking terms.
Fun!Fun!Fun!

It's a wonderful life?
We just have about 25 channels here, and what do they show?
Home Alone?

Problem Child?

Are they trying to tell us something?
Beware of obnoxious kids?
Not even The Sound of Music...
But that's good, 'cause I can't stand it.
The only version I want to see is when, as Julie Andrews comes up the hill and starts "the hills are aliiiiiiive....", that a sniper plugs a hollow point bullet in the center of her forehead. Kapow!
Or that she's carried away by the crew of The Hills Have Eyes.....
Well, enough Christmas cheer.
Eat, drink, and be merry my friends.
I'll be spending my Christmas, as usual, with my family.
We will get into an argument, not speak to each other for months, and exchange our gifts in May, when we're back on speaking terms.
Fun!Fun!Fun!


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