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BARACK OBAMA : The chicken crossed the road because it was time for change! The chicken wanted change!
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the roa d because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personall y helped that little chicken to cross the road. This ex perience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is eith er against us, or for us. There is no middle ground her e.
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL : Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken cross ing the road.
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems .
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to hav e access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken cro ssed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross th e road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world cr ossing roads together, in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the r oad, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
JOHN MCCAIN: My friends, that chicken crossed the roa d because he recognized the need to engage in cooperation and dialogue with all the chickens on the other side of the road.
SARAH PALIN: The chicken had to cross the road because he was not able to find a bridge. Alaskans do not build bridges to nowhere. If he wanted a bridge, he'd have to build it himself.
HILLARY CLINTON : When I was First Lady, I personall y helped that little chicken to cross the road. This ex perience makes me uniquely qualified to ensure right from Day One that every chicken in this country gets the chance it deserves to cross the road. But then, this really isn't about me.
GEORGE W. BUSH : We don't really care why the chicken crossed the road. We just want to know if the chicken is on our side of the road, or not. The chicken is eith er against us, or for us. There is no middle ground her e.
DICK CHENEY : Where's my gun?
COLIN POWELL : Now, to the left of the screen, you can clearly see the satellite image of the chicken cross ing the road.
BILL CLINTON : I did not cross the road with that chicken. What is your definition of chicken?
AL GORE: I invented the chicken.
JOHN KERRY : Although I voted to let the chicken cross the road, I am now against it! It was the wrong road to cross, and I was misled about the chicken's intentions. I am not for it now, and will remain against it.
AL SHARPTON : Why are all the chickens white? We need some black chickens.
DR. PHIL : The problem we have here is that this chicken won't realize that he must first deal with the problem on this side of the road before it goes after the problem on the other side of the road. What we need to do is help him realize how stupid he's acting by not taking on his current problems before adding new problems .
ANDERSON COOPER, CNN: We have reason to believe there is a chicken, but we have not yet been allowed to hav e access to the other side of the road.
NANCY GRACE : That chicken crossed the road because he's guilty! You can see it in his eyes and the way he walks.
PAT BUCHANAN : To steal the job of a decent, hardworking American.
DR SEUSS : Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, but why it crossed I've not been told.
ERNEST HEMINGWAY : To die in the rain, alone.
GRANDPA: In my day we didn't ask why the chicken cro ssed the road. Somebody told us the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough.
ARISTOTLE : It is the nature of chickens to cross th e road.
JOHN LENNON: Imagine all the chickens in the world cr ossing roads together, in peace.
ALBERT EINSTEIN : Did the chicken really cross the r oad, or did the road move beneath the chicken?
COLONEL SANDERS : Did I miss one?
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