Topic of Totally Useless Gibber Gab!!!

[theantiquetiger]

I am starting a "Stimulus Package" of useless topics in order to kick start the recession of topics that we are currently in here in "General Buzz."

1st topic:

Why is one man plus one man equals two men, one woman plus one woman equals two women, but one human plus one human does not equal two humen?

[Mikey]

BELLY !!!

[Drain]

Wow Man that is So HEAVY!!!!

[DocDrako]

Yeah and why is the plural of mouse, mice, but the plural of house isn't hice?

[BlackKnight]

Isn't it really because the English Language has far too damn many Contradictions ?

[Mego Milk]

Why is a parachute called a parachute if you only get one chute?

[Mego Milk]

Why is a boxing ring called a ring if it's square?

[ScottA]

Why is the plural of fish the same as just one?

[davidb]

Why is Rhode Island neither a road nor an island?

[Adam West]

Why does one park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

[Mego Milk]

I seen a needle that winked his eye.