Football players w/ weird names...

[HardyGirl]

You can't make this stuff up! (but then again, somebody had to!)

College Football's All-Name Team - AOL Sports

[saildog]

I love it!

I follow Oklahoma State Football a little bit and always thought Tonga Tea has a cool name. I think he actually prefers to be called Junior, but Tonga sounds cooler by comparison.

[toys2cool]

lol! that sucks I like the name Thor though

[jwyblejr]

He Hate Me still has the coolest name,college or pro.

[BlackKnight]

OchoSinko ,.. or Whatever.

[Hector]

OchoSinko ,.. or Whatever.

Ocho Cinco is simply Eight Five in Spanish...I believe he uses the number 85 on his jersey.

But that's erroneous, because if he really wants the meaning of that number in Spanish...it should say...Ochenta y Cinco (the number 85)...not Ocho Cinco.

[toys2cool]

Ocho Cinco is simply Eight Five in Spanish...I believe he uses the number 85 on his jersey.

But that's erroneous, because if he really wants the meaning of that number in Spanish...it should say...Ochenta y Cinco (the number 85)...not Ocho Cinco.

yeah i always cracked up when I saw that.He actually legally changed his last name to that so he can wear it on his jersey,But he had a deal with Nike and it prevented him from doing it

[jwyblejr]

The way Chad plays,everyone calls him "Ocho Stinko" instead.

[Bizarro Amy]

I think this is a pro football player, but Pacman Jones is one of the greatest names ever. There's also a hockey player whose last name is Satan. Imagine how cool that looks on a jersey.

[BlackKnight]

Ocho Cinco is simply Eight Five in Spanish...I believe he uses the number 85 on his jersey.

But that's erroneous, because if he really wants the meaning of that number in Spanish...it should say...Ochenta y Cinco (the number 85)...not Ocho Cinco.

I dunno if he even Knows what that Means,... He said in an Interview I saw,.. that Ocho Cinco Meant " The One"

[Random Axe]

CHad Johnson is overrated, selfish, childish and not very bright. His running mate and teammate has the cool name here in CIncy, TJ Houshmenzadah. We also have a giant Samoan DT named Domata Peko. He's about 6'6'' and has orange/blond hair to the middle of his back. Wild looking dude.

And yes, my team puts the uck in suck. Worst team in NFL by a wide margin. It's a comedy routine for me anymore. I'm hoping they can hold on to their perfect season.

Scott

[Hector]

I dunno if he even Knows what that Means,... He said in an Interview I saw,.. that Ocho Cinco Meant " The One"

[BlackKnight]

His running mate and teammate has the cool name here in CIncy, TJ Houshmenzadah. We also have a giant Samoan DT named Domata Peko.

Scott

... I dunno if I can even Pronounce either of those Names Correctly.