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My strangest customer this year?
A black man leans towards me across my booth table and says, in a thick African accent: "Hello, I am a black man, and I am looking for a Terminator with sunglasses."
I shrug, point at my T-800 skull, and say: "That's all I have."
He says: "No. It has no sunglasses."
And walks off...
Now, I'm curious: maybe he was looking for an ACTUAL Terminator???
Did I have a "real" encounter with a Skynet refugee?
was his next line: "Come with me if you want to live?"
Half an hour later, I saw him walking around with a SW light saber, waving it about.
He needed the protection, I guess....
A black man leans towards me across my booth table and says, in a thick African accent: "Hello, I am a black man, and I am looking for a Terminator with sunglasses."
I shrug, point at my T-800 skull, and say: "That's all I have."
He says: "No. It has no sunglasses."
And walks off...
Now, I'm curious: maybe he was looking for an ACTUAL Terminator???
Did I have a "real" encounter with a Skynet refugee?
was his next line: "Come with me if you want to live?"
Half an hour later, I saw him walking around with a SW light saber, waving it about.
He needed the protection, I guess....
-Tallahassee 
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