What did you say???

[theantiquetiger]

Has some one ever said something to you and you ask them to repeat it because there is no way they just said what they said?

My wife (42 yo, college degree, fairly intelligent, common sense, etc) was hanging Halloween decorations and was getting frustrated because the wind was making it hard to hang stuff, etc. She looks at me and says, "How can we have not a single tree in our neighborhood, but still have so much wind?"

After my long blank stare at her and asked to say that again, I ask her what she means by this.

She says trees are what makes the wind blow from them swaying back and forth.

Good thing she is pretty and can cook!!!

[garagesale]

she hadda be kiddin... right????

JamesD

[theantiquetiger]

she hadda be kiddin... right????

JamesD

No, she is a blond!!!

and serious as a heart attack!!!

[theantiquetiger]

Another thing, as I was rolling on the ground laughing, she gets mad and goes to our 4 year old for back up. She ask Maddy, "What makes the wind blow?" Maddy doesn't miss a beat and says "God!!!" I start laughing even harder, she got slammed by her own 4 year old daughter!!!

I was thinking, if she ever reads this post, she is going to kill me. I will just tell her, "I didn't write this, the trees did!!!"

[toys2cool]

lol! wow

[Mr Mego]

No, she is a blond!!!

and serious as a heart attack!!!

LOL! yeah, I heard the most men told me about that.

Tell her take EASY on ya!

[thunderbolt]

Man, if my wife said that my head would probably blow up.

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

LOVE IT!!

I can relate. About 10 years back I said something to my wife like. . ."I can't believe they haven't been back to the Moon in 25 years". . . she looked at me funny and said. . ."But they go there all the time!"

I give her that stare. . . pause. . . "WHAT? . . .What the heck do ya mean?"

She tells me the Space shuttle goes there and back all the time!

Oh Man. . .that story has nearly ended my marriage a few times. . . she still doesn't find it funny. . . or odd she may have thought that!

Of course she thinks your TREE story is hilarious and that the Moon story is NOTHING like that!

[txteach]

If my wife said that I'd have to bring it up at:
Family gatherings
birthday parties
Friend gatherings
Holidays
and generally whenever there is someone there to tell so I could embarrass her.

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

If my wife said that I'd have to bring it up at:
Family gatherings
birthday parties
Friend gatherings
Holidays
and generally whenever there is someone there to tell so I could embarrass her.

Tell me about it John. . . .trust me. . .Jude did NOT find this topic FUNNY in any way shape or form. . . I have to wait until she isn't in ear shot! But I used mine on all such listed occasions!

[HardyGirl]

OMG! I'm reading this thread and just cannot stop laughing.

[SUP-Ronin]

She's right. Here is some video of trees producing wind.

YouTube - Trees blowing in the wind


This has me thinking now.
Another question??

The moon is windy, and there are no trees on the moon, as we know since we go there all the time. So what causes the wind to blow on the Moon?



LMAO

Hey, What's your favorite planet? Mines the sun.

We all know the moon isn't made out of blue cheese, but if it was made out of BBQ spare ribs, would you take a bite???
I would, then I'd wash it down with a cold budweiser.
- Will Farrell - as Harry Carey on SNL with Jeff Goldbloom. Hilarious skit.

[AUSSIE-Rebooted-AMM]

The moon is windy, and there are no trees on the moon, as we know since we go there all the time. So what causes the wind to blow on the Moon?



LMAO

My wife is a strawberry Blonde!
I wonder what time the next moon shuttle is BTW?

[Adam West]

My 13 year old said something to me the other day and it took a while for me to understand him.

I usually give my daughter and him a ride to school in the morning before I head to work and sometimes another neighbor will need a ride as well depending on the weather, his after school activities, etc. Otherwise, his parents drive him seperately or he rides his bike.

I asked my son if I needed to pick him up one morning. My son responds "He's getting a ride because he has to stay after school for some activity he's involved in" So far so good. I start driving them to school and my son starts yelling "Why aren't you picking the neighbor up?" I swear this was an Abbott and Costello routine. I responded "You said he's getting a ride to school." and he said "yes." I then said "why do I need to pick him up if he's getting a ride to school." "Because he has to stay after school for an activity." "So am I picking him up or is he getting a ride to school?" "Picking him up". "Why are you telling me to pick him up if he's getting a ride to school?" "Because you are giving him a ride to school!!!" Ay!!!! I told him next time to tell me that he needs a ride to school not that he's getting a ride because it leads me to think that his parents are giving him a ride.

[vulcan2074]

That is So Funny. You had me Laughing.
Sammy