I'm OLD!!!!!

[theantiquetiger]

I turned 40 last month and really didn't think much about it until today:

I went and got the mail today and what did I find? A member application and a membership card to:


AARP

Luckily I didn't fall and break a hip on the way back from the mailbox.

[Gorn Captain]

There's a website for "senior citizens", for people of over 50.

My wife wrote a furious e-mail to the webmaster!

[jessica]

Well, think of it this way...you will always be two years younger than me!!

[Earth 2 Chris]

Not quite "antique" yet though...

Chris

[toys2cool]

lol! hey man now all you guys can get discounts everywhere

[jwyblejr]

That's nothing. I started getting e-mails from AARP to join when I was 35. Two years later and I'm getting senior discounts at restaurants. And I don't even look old.

[Gorn Captain]

lol! hey man now all you guys can get discounts everywhere

Some day, my friend, you'll join us.

And who'll be laughing then....


Woehahahahahahaha!!!!!!!

[thunderbolt]

I'm 42 and still haven't got mine. I really want my discount at Country Kitchen Buffet.

[mitchedwards]

I got a invite to join AARP on my 42nd birthday. It went in the trash.

[MegoSteve]

If you want to feel really old, bear in mind that, when All in the Family started, Carroll O'Connor was 46 years old.

[garagesale]

Dang, I gotta wait 6 years for the AARP? Well, that'll be OK. My kids will be grown by then, so we don't have to take them out to the Furr's Cafeteria with us.

JamesD

[Drain]

I was sent a membership when I was 31. I had a lot of fun kiddy the mother of a girl, that I went to school with, that work at the post office about her true age if they thought I was 50.